Texts between Ted Cruz and an Astronaut (Funny or Die)

[ehrnst]

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http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/4006b72d8e/texts-between-ted-cruz-and-an-astronaut

[underpants]

1. floatifier

[madinmaryland]

5. It's similar to a transmogrifier!!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Ted Cruz is WINNING

[Donald Ian Rankin]

3. The observable universe is finite; the universe as a whole may well be too. N.T.

[Journeyman]

4. As I pointed out the other day, once he and his Senate buddies vote away Climate Change . . .

they're going to got to vote to get rid of gravity. I imagine Cruz believes he can save a lot of money for NASA by doing away with all its pesky impediments.

[NV Whino]

6. AirB&B!

[blkmusclmachine]

7. https://liturgyguy.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/20140517-225646.jpg