So a Romney staffer is walking down the street
and he sees a fellow staffer who rides up to him on a beautiful, very expensive, imported bicycle. The first staffer asks, "Where did you get that bike?" The second one replies, "Well, it was really strange. I was walking along yesterday and this gorgeous woman rides up to me on this bike, hops off, throws it down on the ground, tears off all of her clothes and says to me, 'Take what you want!' So I took the bike.
The other replies, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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It's never too early to start.
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good one 
The barber calls out to him: "George, what the hell are you doing?" Dubya replies:
"Well, I was in this bar. And this really good looking lady
came up to me, took me by the arm and took me out to her motor home. She took off her top and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She took off her bottom and asked me to take off mine. So I did. She took off her panties and asked me to take off my shorts. So I did. She got on the bed and said 'OK George now go to town!'
So I did".
attends a local community college class in Philosophy. On the first day of class the professor asks a Mr. Smith "What is the opposite of depression?" Mr. Smith replies, "that would be joy." The professor asks Ms. Jones, "What is the opposite of sad?" Ms. Jones replies, "that would be happy." The professor then asks, President Dubya, "What is the opposite of woe?" Dubya ponders for a long minute and says:
"that would be giddy up"
Good stuff.
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