The Rude Pundit - In Brief: No, Lindsey Graham, You Can't Marry Multiple Partners
Jesus Christ, the Rude Pundit is sick and tired of this lame fucking argument against same-sex marriage. It's been around for years and trotted every fucking time someone on the right needs to make some faux profound point about allowing two dudes or two chicks to marry. In its most recent form, Sen. Lindsey Graham asked Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch to weigh in on the issue at her hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday.
After pointing out that the nation has been "rasslin'" with this issue (make your own Lindsey Graham rasslin' joke), he said, "If the Supreme Court rules that same-sex marriage bans are unconstitutional, it violates the constitution for a state to try to limit marriage between a man and a woman, that’s clearly the law of the land unless there’s a constitutional amendment to change it, what legal rationale will be in play that would prohibit polygamy?" Then he rephrased the question: "What’s the legal difference between a ban on same-sex marriage being unconstitutional but a ban on polygamy being constitutional? Could you try to articulate how one could be banned under the constitution and the other not?"
While Lynch punted on it, let the Rude Pundit tell you exactly and easily why it's a stupid-ass rhetorical device that doesn't deserve any rasslin' at all.
You tell people they have rights protected and guaranteed by the Constitution. The way that's supposed to work is that rights are for all adults (yes, there are narrow exceptions, but those have to do with actions that strip one of rights that one did actually have). Limitations on rights have to be for everyone or you are not equally applying the law, which you're supposed to do. If you allow two consenting adults to get married and receive benefits from the government for marriage, then you fucking need to let any two consenting adults get married. This is why courts have almost all said, "Yeah, you don't have any fucking reason to stop those two guys from gettin' hitched. So let 'em."
Now, as for polygamy (or bestiality or whatever other kink someone wants to throw in), the law is clear: No one can engage in it. A man can't marry two or more women; a woman can't marry two or more women; etc. It doesn't matter if the parties involved are gay or straight or bi. If you said that only left-handed people can have polygamous marriages and no one else could (not righties or the ambidextrous), then that'd be using the law to discriminate. Nobody can get polygamied (or whatever the word is).
That is equal application of the law. It's applied universally. You can't marry your dog. You can't marry a baby. You can't marry a toaster. Nobody can, legally.
Use that the next time some grandstanding drama queen wants to pretend she has something important to say.
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He's kinda queeny all the way around, and has always struck me as the sort who would personally benefit from gay marriage if he wasn't such an uptight rightwing asshole who would rather make everyone else adhere to "conservative" dogma than promote the free pursuit of happiness (including for himself).
But, of course, rightwing assholes are happiest when they make others suffer. 
You wouldn't sell your soul for money because you are a good and decent Democrat.
Otherwise, move over, let me get in line. 
Is he trying out for Duck Dynasty? 
Lindsey has a JD degree and walks around in tailored suits and we are supposed to think he is just a good ole boy from South Carolina?
that question would be that straight marriage is what led to all of this. If we had just never allowed those men and women to get married in the first place, we wouldn't even be having this problem. Should people be forbidden to join with others and violate their selfhood? If you let people join others, it will inevitably lead to the whole human race marrying itself and getting naked and jumping into one big old pile. 
