It's Dick Cheney's birthday today.

[Ilsa]

John Fugelsang suggested we send him a case of Tru Blood.


What are your gift ideas?

[Historic NY]

1. A COSTCO gift certificate...

http://www.costco.com/funeral.html

[Cooley Hurd]

4. I love my Costco membership card that much more now...

20 rolls of toilet paper. Check.
5 gallons of Palmolive. Check.
Casket. Check. (oh, crap... it won't fit in my cart.)

[Ilsa]

5. Yeaaaaahhhh buddy!!!! LOL. nt

[bvf]

17. Perfect. n/t.

[hifiguy]

24. LOL!

The problem is that bionic demon probably has a half-life of 150 years.



It's gonna take a van Helsing to put that fucker in the ground for good.

[R B Garr]

42. LOL, that's perfect.

Thread winner!

[2naSalit]

2. Too bad he's still here to see it. n/t

[Ilsa]

3. Haaaaaaahahahahaha!!! nt

[kydo]

7. I object to your statement

Darth was hatched not born.

[2naSalit]

26. Good point! n/t

[Terra Alta]

8. all the equipment needed in order to waterboard him. nt

[JHB]

9. May he have many more...

...as long as they're within a prison cell.

[femmocrat]

10. A "gratitude" adjustment:

[LiberalAndProud]

11. It's just a coincidence.

[font size="1"]On this day in 1933, President Paul von Hindenburg names Adolf Hitler, leader or fÜhrer of the National Socialist German Workers Party (or Nazi Party), as chancellor of Germany. [/font]

[2naSalit]

27. So is it

a case of reincarnation?

[LiberalAndProud]

34. Probably just an accident of history.

Besides, the internet already knows about Dick's past life...

Bush/Cheney's past life

http://prince.org/msg/105/181562?pr

[lpbk2713]

12. A Radio Shack gift card, if they are still available.

He can stock up on robotic spare parts.

[Contrary1]

13. I would rather be wishing a Happy Birthday to the heart donor...

than this uncaring asshole.

"The way I think of it from a psychological standpoint is that it’s my new heart, not someone else’s old heart. And I always thank the donor, generically thank donors, for the gift that I’ve been given, but I don’t spend time wondering who had it, what they’d done, what kind of person."

[indie9197]

25. Ugh...he is a sociopath.

If that heart belonged to one of my loved ones I would be sick.

[napkinz]

14. ...

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. An immediate recall notice for all human hearts donated

to people that never had one in the firs place.

[madinmaryland]

16. Had I known it was his birthday, I would have sent him a gift of a year's worth of getting rectally

fed.

Fuck. I'm always a day late.

[Cleita]

18. Handcuffs and a one way ticket to The Hague. eom

[shraby]

19. I could live a long long long time without knowing this.

[Ilsa]

20. Let the sentiments expressed herein the thread

Give you peace.

Or, consider your own special wish for the heartless murdering bastard.

[Takket]

21. a stake or a silver bullet?

whatever it will take to do the job once and for all

[hifiguy]

29. Both. No sense botching the job or taking chances.

[hunter]

22. The special room they are building for Cheney in hell is taking a bit longer than promised.

Nobody should be surprised, it's impossible to find good contractors in hell, especially for a big project like this.

[GReedDiamond]

23. Hey Dick! Unhappy Birthday, asshole...

...I hope you live just long enough to face some kind of Justice.

[lunasun]

28. A Large turd wrapped up with a birthday card like Divine got in the John Waters film.....

[hifiguy]

30. Ah, "Pink Flamingos"

The first time I saw that movie I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna have a seizure or poop my pants. Either one of which would have been appropriate, I suppose.

[Triana]

31. It's also FDR's birthday today....

...and - MINE.

Cheney can kiss my ass. As for FDR, I'm proud to share my day with him.

[2naSalit]

36. Happy Birthday, Triana!!

May this year be the best ever!

Pay no attention to the sneering demon behind the almost human exterior.

[Triana]

41. Thank you!

[GeorgeGist]

32. May it be his last.

[Va Lefty]

33. +1

[2naSalit]

37. +1!

[FoxNewsSucks]

35. Why is that filthy

stinking chunk of shit still stalking the earth???

So many good people gone, and he's still here.

[Demonaut]

38. dammit......just flushed it

[AnnieBW]

39. The Kind That's Spiked with Hepatitis-V

That will kill him slowly and painfully.

[Major Hogwash]

40. When Cheney dies . . .

. . . there will be a rush of DU members to be the first one to bring the rest of us the good news.

Good luck to all the future news breaking contestants!!