WTF WTF???!

[Matariki]

Mormon Church introduces new "Win The Fight" ring for teens. Also in time for Romney's presidential bid.

http://motabenquirer.blogspot.com/2012/02/church-introduces-new-win-fight-ring.html

[snooper2]

1. ROFL

[Kaleva]

2. LOL

[gateley]

3. Brought to you by the same brains who dreamed up C.U.M. for Santorum.

Out of touch.

[leftynyc]

28. And who called themselves teabaggers

before they found out the urban dictionary version of it.

[gateley]

40. Haha! Yep. nt

[southernyankeebelle]

46. HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLOL ok, ok

[Morning Dew]

63. I really wanted to see a Santorum cribbage fundraiser

"Pegging for Santorum"


*sigh*

[sinkingfeeling]

4. You're kidding me!

[mahina]

5. No.

Way.

[Matariki]

6. Best sentence ever:

"At press time, Mitt Romney's campaign was preparing to launch a new slogan: "Mitt Romney: Win the Fight," with Romney-themed WTF buttons and banners now being produced."

[The Wielding Truth]

36. What about Obama's "Win the Future"?

[SammyWinstonJack]

68. Oops

[TalkingDog]

69. Is there a ring?

I want one!

[The Wielding Truth]

79. I saw one somewhere around here...

[monmouth]

7. This should get the "stick" discussion off the radar. How sad...LOL..n/t

[robinlynne]

8. DUZY!

[fishwax]

9. surely that's a joke, right?

A parody of the CTR ring:



I can't get the page to load on this computer, so I've got to ask ...

Either way it's pretty funny

[Little Star]

10. It's better than a "Wish To Fuck" ring! lol

[ProSense]

13. Wait

who says it isn't?

[a la izquierda]

70. I like the cut of your jib.

Bwahaha.

[louis-t]

11. This HAS to be comedy. No one is that stupid....

are they?

[Kaleva]

14. Soumi College changed its name to Finlandia University. FU t-shirts are a big seller here.

[ZombieHorde]

12. This is satire, right? nt

[Arkansas Granny]

15. This is a joke, right? Surely, in this day and age, no one can be that clueless!

[progressoid]

16. That's up there with teabagging and Santorum!

[Indianademocrat91]

17. Unfortunately

This is a satire Mormon blog...I skimmed through the other posts and they are all very similarly stupid and funny!

[Little Star]

20. spoil sport. lol

[onenote]

22. Don't worry, there will still be another 25 posts that think its real.

[ProSense]

24. OK, but this

is real (minus the bubble quotes).



http://www.democraticunderground.com/101724606

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002617056

[jobycom]

29. Holy smoke, that looks like the same guy in the photoshopped "Vote for Ron Paul" picture!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/ronpaul.asp

[jobycom]

30. You underestimate people.

35, at least.

[siligut]

76. With Mormon weirdness, sometimes it is hard to tell

Seriously, some of what Mitt says would seem like a joke. Anyway, this is what clued me in:

"'Win the Fight' is the new rallying cry for today's Mormon teens," said Sister Janiece P. Pratt, Young Women general president. "Imagine a youth adviser teaching her girls about the moral dangers of skinny jeans. The girls might be tempted to roll their eyes. But now, the adviser can say, 'Come on, girls, WIN THE FIGHT!' And the girls can hold up their rings together and chant in unison, 'WTF!'"

Here is another parody, this guy just cracks me up, I hope you like it:

[CBGLuthier]

18. We are about to see an entire religion and all its adherents try to elect a president

Scary Shit. How long until they say they will excommunicate anyone who does not vote for him?

[siligut]

77. That is pretty much implied

Of those who would actually be concerned about excommunication, I am sure they wouldn't think of voting for anyone other than Rmoney. Conformity and obedience are stressed in the LDS religion.

[Beaverhausen]

19. OMG. LOL!!!

[Rex]

21. Okay...not a moromn, but I want one of those rings!!!

Size 13...thanks.

[sarge43]

23. Oh please make it so

I want that bumper sticker: Mitt Romney WTF.

[zbdent]

25. Sarah Palin forgot that Obama's "WTF" moment

could be argued to have been taken from Newt Gingrich's book ... of the same title, "Winning the Future" ...

[LadyHawkAZ]

26. WANT!!!

I may have to have one made. That's awesome.

[cbrer]

73. ME 2

Big ole' honkin sterling silver WTF!

[Cleita]

27. Is that for real?

Nobody could be that clueless unless they spent the last century in a cave.

[Cleita]

31. I found this web page:

http://www.salamandersociety.com/schtick/ctr/

Seems it's a joke. Look at the chastity belt at the end of the page.

[MineralMan]

32. Satire, but what a great design and slogan.

I can see the bumper sticker now: Romney 2012: WTF!

[leveymg]

33. Must be the secret signet ring for WTF Superheros: Ronald McDonald, Superman, Santa Claus, Batman>

[roscoeroscoe]

34. rotflmao!

good stuff mormons, keep up the good work!

[Sheepshank]

35. But, "Hold to the Rod" is not a paraody

straight from Deseret Book...a mormon retail outlet.

Hold to the Rod Keyring
by Sounds of Zion

Rating:
Trinket

http://deseretbook.com/LDS-Jewelry/c/5#q=&page=1&sort=popularity&facets=category:5




eta....this one is even better

Hold to the Rod Zipper Pull
by Ancient Icons

Trinket

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

48. Does that site have any of those as a beer bottle cap remover?

(yes, I know they don't drink)

[hootinholler]

37. Wait until the Operation Mitt's Gawd comes out for the other hand!

That would be OMG and WTF.

Those WTF rings are gonna be popular! I might have to get one myself.

[jobycom]

38. Wow, That's Fucked!

See what I did there. I... oh nevermind.

[ewagner]

39. Okay...somebody made this up right?

[Blue Owl]

41. Willard The Fraud

OMG WTF GOP?

[Amonester]

78. EGGZZAKTLY!

[font size=7]WILLARD THE FRAUD[/font]

[Dont call me Shirley]

42. What idiots, now all teens will want a "What The F*k" ring

[JohnnyRingo]

43. OMG! I want one.

No one would ever suspect in a million years what it really stands for.

You'd think the GOP members of the LDS would be a little more conscious about TLAs (three letter abbreviations). Didn't someone at the company that made the ring think to mention it to them?

On edit: I now see it's a joke, but I still want one.

[sakabatou]

44. Clearly, the never heard of the internet.

[Curmudgeoness]

45. NO WAY!!!! Is this a joke?

Or are they really that stupid???? OMG is this funny!

[piratefish08]

47. satire

well done and funny, but satire.


another article begins:

PROVO, UT—In response to Ben & Jerry's gay-themed "Apple-y Ever After" ice cream, the BYU Creamery has just released its own "Apple and Eve, Not Apple and Steve" flavor.

[Matariki]

49. I confess, I was taken in by this satire

Still find it funny though, so I won't apologize for posting it. Things being what they are these days, this really isn't enough of a stretch to have been an *obvious* satire. In fact, having just read the post about Rmoney telling kids to just "borrow money from their parents" to pay for college... well, you know.

[malaise]

50. More like What the fugg! n/t

[spanone]

51. wtf...!

[a kennedy]

52. Monday and Tuesday knew what came next....WTF....as a clue....

Wed, Thurs, Fri...... But I love the WTF better....

[sarcasmo]

53. All they had to do is google WTF, wow.

[Kablooie]

54. I thought it meant weird tailed freak -- But that's because I'm just a weird, tailed freak.

[Whisp]

55. what the flock?

[pacalo]

56. Soon to be seen on all "fail" blogs.

[chknltl]

57. Deserves THE FLYING FICKLE FINGER OF FATE award.

You better bet yer bippy it does! (RIP Dan and Dick, hope you both are watching us with the same amusement we once watched the two of you. )

[EmeraldCityGrl]

58. So does that place The What the Fuck Mormon religion fair game in the election? n/t

[RainDog]

59. LOLOL!!!!

[vaberella]

60. Win what fight? n/t

[vaberella]

62. I get it now...I had a Bush moment. These fundies coopt a lot of stupid titles.

Do they not know what they mean? Teabaggers and WTF....sigh.

[proud2BlibKansan]

61. OMG

ROFL

[Warren Stupidity]

64. Marc Maron will be suing for trademark infringement.

WTF

[CanonRay]

65. The robotic Mormon kids won't get it.

It's not in their church approved lexicon.

[sendero]

66. Simply..

... Laugh Out Loud (I did) funny!

This guy needs 50 handlers.

[SammyWinstonJack]

67.

[lonestarnot]

71. Now that is rich!

[HappyMe]

72. That is priceless.

Damn, I want one.

[tooeyeten]

74. More proof

totally out of touch.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

75. Romney needs some "wtf" (win the fight) posters

His photo with bold lettering -- ROMNEY: WTF!