Report: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile slams into pole on West Shore

[rug]

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile hit a pole on South Enola Road in East Pennsboro Township Sunday. (CBS21.)

By Eric Veronikis | [e-mail]
on February 15, 2015 at 3:55 PM, updated February 15, 2015 at 7:25 PM

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was damaged after smacking into a pole in East Pennsboro Township Sunday, according to a report from CBS21 news.

No injuries were reported following the the crash that occurred in the 500 block of South Enola Road.

The front of the Wienermobile was heavily damaged in the accident.

No additional information was immediately available.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2015/02/report_wienermobile_slams_into.html

First responders are being mustered from surrounding townships.

[Ramses]

1. A Head On Collision

[rug]

3. It doesn't look like a roll over.

[shenmue]

2. Oh noes!

[rug]

6. Motor vehicle accidents are no joking matter.

Especially one decked out like a frankfurter.

[rug]

11. Hmm, I've heard wurst.

[titaniumsalute]

29. The driver had to clean the must-turd out of his shorts afterwards

[titaniumsalute]

30. Or he was trying to play katch-up to the car in front of him

[Wounded Bear]

5. Weiner smacks pole...

Arrested for sodomy.

[rug]

7. It wasn't rear ended.

[MineralMan]

8. Hot dog!

How many of those are still on the road?

[BlueJazz]

10. Barking up the wrong tree.

[Brother Buzz]

13. Paul Ryan was not driving it....

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

[trumad]

14. Guys...this thread is not Kosher.

[wyldwolf]

15. ^^^ thread wiener!!

[Blue Owl]

16. Better get a ballpark estimate on that grill damage

n/t

[guillaumeb]

17. glad I'm a vegetarian with all these terrible wiener jokes

nearly barfed up my tofu reading these punny remarks. Thanks to all for the efforts.

Does the wienermobile have hand controls or a joystick?

[pipi_k]

18. OMG I never sausage a sad wreck

[HereSince1628]

19. DAt ist da WURST NEWS!!!!!

[NuclearDem]

20. Alerting.

Showing a wiener in the OP.

[Poiuyt]

21. Sometimes a Wienermobile is just a Wienermobile

[pinboy3niner]

22. Does that make it a hot dog-on-a-stick or a pole-ish sausage? nt

[NuclearDem]

23. Someone already made a pole pun.

You gotta ketchup

[pinboy3niner]

26. Good stuff. My condiments to the earlier posters!

[U4ikLefty]

37. I always relish your posts. nt

[NuclearDem]

24. I wish I'd swerved my Oscar Mayer wiener.

[Renew Deal]

25. I saw that thing on the NJ Turnpike a few months ago.

It was heading north. I guess it's used for marketing. It was strange to see it.

[HereSince1628]

27. There are multiples of them...when you see one beg for a whistle

It's like Mardis Gras but you get to keep your shirt on.

[Warren DeMontague]

28. WRAP THAT RASCAL!

[Rex]

31. My baloney has a first name...it's...oh shit look out for that pole!

Didn't do well in polls, so the went with OSCAR MAYER.

[pinboy3niner]

33. They should've known letting Carlos drive would be Dangerous. nt

[longship]

34. Hit a mustard truck and instantly made an Red Hot.

Sorry! That's a Tiger Stadium allusion, a memory from my youth. The hot dogs in the stands were only available with mustard and/or onions and were called Red Hots.

Get yer Red Hots!

If you wanted ketchup or relish, or whatever, the Red Hot seller would get very cranky, informing you that ketchup, or whatever, was available at the concession under the stands. Red Hots came only with mustard and/or onions and were only available in the stands. The only difference between them and the dogs under the stands was the availability of other condiments, but then they would not be Red Hots.

Briggs/Tiger stadium in Detroit was a wonderful place to watch baseball. The Red Hots were really great, too.

[kentauros]

36. They're in a pickle now!

Especially as it happened in some county that looks like it should be called "Cucumberland"