Holy Shite - Madonna falls at the Brit awards

[malaise]

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/feb/25/madonna-falls-but-it-was-the-brit-awards-that-took-a-tumble

[Skittles]

1. looks like she was blown off

[randys1]

2. Ouch...the older we get the more this shit hurts....for serious

[malaise]

5. That must still be hurting

Ouch!!

[Chemisse]

6. That's really true.

She probably has some aches and pains today.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. That's what happens when you wear an ugly cape...

or something.

[malaise]

4. More like those ridiculous shoes

Damn!

[Glassunion]

7. No capes!!!

Am I the only one who saw The Incredibles???!?

[Bosonic]

8. Twitter hasn't been kind

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[malaise]

10. Yah think

[PeaceNikki]

35. Twitter is *fueled* by nasty bullies.

[valerief]

9. And Oprah was there saying, "You get a new hip! And you get a new hip! And you..." nt

[malaise]

15. She might need one

That was a serious drop

[valerief]

17. Right. I had a bad fall a couple years and worried about that, too. nt

[In_The_Wind]

11. The show went on:

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[JI7]

12. i would fall for sure in the same situation

[In_The_Wind]

13. Talk about a major wardrobe malfunction.

She couldn't untie the cape quickly enough.

[Metric System]

14. Now that's a true pro, continuing on with the performance. Good for her!

[malaise]

16. Indeed - all of them were pros

The others didn't miss a beat

[alcibiades_mystery]

18. Dude whose horns got stuck in the cape was looking up like

"Oh, shit."

[T_i_B]

20. Does this mean....

...we can make lots of jokes about "Ze Fallen Madonna with ze big boobies"?

&feature=youtu.be

[malaise]

22. LOL but NO

[T_i_B]

27. We shall send Officer Crabtree to deal with you!

[malaise]

29. ROFL

Let me get back to watching the world cup

[T_i_B]

33. Don't think anything at the World Cup will top Chris Gayle's innings TBH

[malaise]

34. A West Indies or England victory would

but I'm sure neither of us gives either of them a chance.
How the hell did Scotland lose to Afghanistan? The minnows have the most exciting matches so far.

[betsuni]

21. Those were not her lucky stairs.

[malaise]

23. Oops

OK that's a DUzy - a cold one

[Rex]

24. You know she should have seen this coming, capes always lead to a downfall.

Only Superman can really get away with wearing a cape.

[T_i_B]

25. Cruel nation reduced to laughing at old woman falling over

http://eveningharold.com/2015/02/26/cruel-nation-reduced-to-laughing-at-old-woman-falling-over/

The UK has become a brutally sadistic society in which the height of entertainment is the desperate sight of an elderly lady falling over, it was revealed last night.

Millions of British citizens who would have claimed to be kind-hearted were openly mocking the misfortune of someone old enough to be their grandmother who did nothing more than stumble in unfamiliar surroundings.

Madonna, 94, a veteran of two world wars and the sole remaining person alive to have met Napoleon, had a fall at a youngsters’ ball last night, surrounded by a group of dancing people who seemed happy to pretend nothing had happened.

“It is sad, very sad,” despaired Albert Renfrew, Professor of Sociology at the University of Harold. “In a country where we ostensibly care for our old people, we are happy to laugh at Madonna falling on her arse like a sack of hammers.”

[malaise]

28. Oh dear

Good satire

[pinboy3niner]

26. Did you notice that the song's lyrics were eerily fitting?

Madonna "Living For Love" lyrics

First you love me and I let you in
Made me feel like I was born again
You empowered me, you made me strong
Built me up and I can do no wrong
I let down my guard, I fell into your arms
Forgot who I was, I didn't hear the alarms
Now I'm down on my knees, alone in the dark
I was blind to your game
You fired a shot in my heart

Took me to heaven and let me fall down
Now that it's over
I'm gonna carry on
Lifted me up, and watched me stumble
After the heartache, I'm gonna carry on
Living for love
Living for love
I'm not giving up
I'm gonna carry on
Living for love
I'm Living for love
Not gonna stop
Love's gonna lift me up

Love's gonna lift me up

[malaise]

31. You are way too bad

[AtomicKitten]

30. Somebody's in deep shit.

Somebody yanked her cape and pulled her off the stairs to the floor. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Madge has a word with her crew. Oh shit.

[malaise]

32. Cliff Richards????

[Orrex]

36. The cape was supposed to detach. You got a problem with your material, girl!

[pinboy3niner]

37. *snort *

[malaise]

38. Brilliant

DUzy

[Fumesucker]

39. Reminded me of this video...

[malaise]

40. Never saw that before

Thanks

[Fumesucker]

41. My pleasure