Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

[G_j]

http://cityworldnews.com/native-american-amnesty/

The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

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[spanone]

1. i love it. k&r...

[olegramps]

56. I can only hope they are truer to their word than we have been.

[NutmegYankee]

3. What's wrong, don't appreciate humor?

[NutmegYankee]

8. Bye bye!

[NRaleighLiberal]

9. You are really quite a sick person - should get some help for that self loathing hatred.

[stone space]

11. Please tell me the differences.

It's a completely bullshit analogy to compare whites to illegal Hispanics

I'm white, and my wife was a "illegal Hispanic". (Although I do find the term rather offensive, and wonder why you would describe any human being as "illegal". That doesn't make any sense to me. How can a human being be "illegal"?)

What do you see as our major differences?

[NutmegYankee]

12. You won't get a response.

Someone had pizza delivered.

[stone space]

13. That was fast!

[pinboy3niner]

14. MIRT's PPR comment:

Racist had his wittle feelings hurt.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=321172&sub=trans

[stone space]

19. I think so. He's still trying. (nt)

[pinboy3niner]

21. Slow learner. :) nt

[spanone]

4. thanks for giving it a kick!

[LiberalEsto]

5. Another kick

Long overdue

[Neon Gods]

6. If they treat their amnesty agreements with us like we treated our treaties with them...

...we're in BIG trouble!

[niyad]

10. k and r. works for me.

[malthaussen]

15. Damned white of them. n/t

[valerief]

95. Bwah!

[Segami]

16. K&R!!!.....BAM!

I LOVE IT!.............

[Shrike47]

20. Some of my ancestors staggered over here a lonnnggg time ago. Others in the 1920's.

The more recent ones had documents of some kind. Will that suffice? The earlier ones might have had something but it hasn't been preserved.

[Downwinder]

22. If I had $5,000 I would apply.

[arcane1]

30. How nice of you to join DU to call people fools.

I bet you're a blast at parties.

[Downwinder]

38. What did he say? Didn't get a chance to see it.

Well, I'm still here but Name removed is gone. Pity!

[arcane1]

39. Something about a fool and his money parting

It was, like, so deep, man!

[Downwinder]

42. And I was getting ready to put a request on GoFundMe.

Maybe get in next to the Sheriff.

[arcane1]

46. That idiot is obsessed with you for some reason. Expect a return! :)

[Downwinder]

48. I'll watch closer and try to catch him as he passes by.

Nothing else to do with snow and ice on the ground.

[malaise]

23. Delish

Oh the irony!

[arcane1]

28. Try reading a book sometime. Maybe, just maybe, you'll learn something new n/t

[arcane1]

33. Back so soon? Don't you have a lynching postcard to jack off to or something?

[daleanime]

86. Nice!

Hopefully somebody hung around to read it.

[LiberalElite]

92. That's a good one! nt

[malaise]

29. But but but

African Americans were stolen by white people and brought to America.
And they are likely to remain long after you are run off this MB

Bubye!!

[arcane1]

31. You just put more thought into one post than they have put in all day, over multiple personas

Congrats!

[malaise]

34. LOL

Sometimes the stupid just burns

[arcane1]

37. It's a shame it doesn't burn the stupid :)

[malaise]

45. Well that user name is now

ashes

[tiptonic]

24. Perfect!!!!

I love it. As part Cherokee, do i need to be worried?

[unionthug777]

25. i like it !!!

of course, I am biased, being native American.

native americans !!!!!

[EX500rider]

35. After how many generations born here can you still be considered a immigrant?

My Great-great etc grandfather came over in 1740 and I am 10th generation. Hardly a "immigrant" any more then someone whose ancestors crossed over from Asia.

[AwakeAtLast]

91. My ancestors came in 1640

I know what you mean.

[Daninmo]

40. OK

I'll turn myself in and volunteer to be sent back to where I was born. But that is less than 10 miles from where I already live. I must be a Native, because I was born here.

[arcane1]

41. So are many children of "illegal" immigrants.

Born here = American.

[Daninmo]

49. yes

that is how I understand the law, they are US citizens too.

[arcane1]

51. Did I mention the parents? No. Your ignorance is showing. Again.

And again and again...

Get over yourself.

[classof56]

44. I love Nez Perce Chief Joseph's words: "I will fight no more forever."

Perhaps that should be in NANC's constitution, one every citizen must swear to uphold.

And in the words of Chief Seattle: "Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect."

I've been watching Brule' videos all morning, and Paul LaRoche often uses this Lakota quote: "Mitakuye Oyasin. We are all related." With their words, songs and Native American dancers, Brule' never fails to touch my soul. Pretty amazing!

Thanks G_j, for calling attention to this website and the NANC's offer of amnesty for us white immigrants. Quite remarkable, given all the evil the White Man has foisted upon them. I know--this isn't realistic or real, but I surely do like the idea!

Blessings.

[greiner3]

114. Upon reading this in 'Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee';

And almost came to tears.

[Smarmie Doofus]

52. I'd be inclined to favor a case-by-case....

approach.

[Fuddnik]

54. I have about 5 different European lines, all wrapped into Hillbilly.

Where do they send me? And who decides.

[giftedgirl77]

55. K&R

[Hatchling]

57. I wish I had the money.

I'd do it in a heartbeat.

[Wella]

58. And who will offer these Asians who originally walked over the Bering land bridge amnesty?

Just sayin.

[Downwinder]

60. The Polynesians who cultivated sweet potatoes?

[ismnotwasm]

62. It was unpopulated at the time

Just sayin.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

59. All illegal Europeans must also abandon Christianity and convert to spirituality.

[LiberalElite]

61. Hey we bought Manhattan from them for a bunch of beads

got it fur n squr.

[Mosaic]

63. So awesome, best thing I've read in ten years

N/T

[Panich52]

64. Love it. Reminds me of t-shirt/poster:

[blkmusclmachine]

65. Thank you!!!

[sheshe2]

67. Bam! I am loving this!

[betsuni]

68. So funny, thank you!

I guess the only defense descendants could make for illegal Europeans moving right into North America without regard for anyone there first would be to say, "Hey, they made reservations!"

[vlakitti]

69. Totally YAY!!!

[DeSwiss]

70. K&R

[Enthusiast]

77. K&R! This post deserves hundreds of recommendations!

[betsuni]

78. There's a magnet in this thread attracting the "message auto-removed" crowd.

Heh.

[Major Nikon]

79. I suspect it's not a crowd and is instead a single turd that won't flush completely

[Major Nikon]

80. Before the white man came you could hunt and fish all day long and nobody cared

[Major Nikon]

82. Speaking of ruining everyone's fun

There seems to be a run of people(or perhaps just one person) joining DU and then making a post in this thread 1 minute later.

Kinda trippy, eh?

[OKNancy]

83. same troll over and over.. he is obsessed

especially with issues of race. He is also sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, racist troll

[Major Nikon]

85. Skinner even made a home for them where they can spew their white power shitbaggery all day long

...and still some of them can't keep away. As pathetic as it is at least they offer some entertainment value.

[Major Nikon]

90. He's since obsessively posted at least twice more in this thread trying to prove you wrong

...but I can't see them. Still quite telling that.

[pinboy3niner]

84. It's just one troll

Posts, gets zapped, name and post removed, registers new account, gets zapped again, repeat...

This obsessive stalker must be a real prince to know IRL.

[G_j]

93. it's almost entertaining

for a brief moment... almost.. but racism is never funny

[BubbaFett]

111. because you HAD to

most hunter gatherer societies spent the majority of their time trying to acquire food or in spiritual bliss or a combination of both.

[Major Nikon]

116. The non-native Americans also spent the majority of their time trying to acquire food

Many Native American tribes were stocking rivers with salmon and seeding clam beds. They were also very accomplished farmers that outproduced their European counterparts despite not having metal plows. When the Europeans arrived they wrote of rivers that contained more fish than water.

[arcane1]

119. The Europeans had to resort to grave-robbing to avoid starvation.

Yet our Thanksgiving myth implies that it was the Natives who were thankful for the big meal!

[Major Nikon]

123. Many legumes, corn, tomatoes, potatoes, and all sorts of other crops were unknown to the Europeans

They were hybridized and produced by Native Americans long before the white man ever set foot on the continent.

[arcane1]

124. And now, we can't imagine Italian food without tomatoes.

The Natives gave a great deal of wealth to the west, in so many ways.

[arcane1]

127. Yep, in the British colonies, tobacco was considered even considered legal tender.

You could even pay fines with tobacco. Stupid Brits. It was all one big British drug export operation, and the drug didn't even get you high.

Dumb-asses.

[arcane1]

129. The Natives somehow survived for thousands of years eating inedible food. Haha!

[arcane1]

131. And now Americans lead the world in quality dentistry

[arcane1]

133. That's why you have nothing better to do with your life than post here.

Nothing!

[Trillo]

115. Back then turkeys ran out from under nearly every bush,

so I doubt hunting took all day, probably more like 5-10 minutes for the hunting portion of the daily meal.

[arcane1]

122. Yep, and they had agriculture for the rest of it.

[LittleGirl]

87. I did my DNA

recently and I'm 98.5% European so I felt that living here was where I belonged anyway. So I don't need to be deported. I already left.

[4lbs]

94. Darn. I don't qualify for amnesty. My father's ancestry is from Mexico and my mother's is Asia.

Where do I go to get deported again?

[Dont call me Shirley]

96. To the Original inhabitants of this continent, I apologize for the damage and thievery my ancestors

have done to the people, land and animals here. You did not deserve the horror (at the bidding of the ruling class) my ancestors inflicted upon you. My soul grieves for the suffering of your ancestors and you. My soul grieves at the acts of ugliness, cruelty and heartlessness beset upon you by my ancestors. My heart grieves with you from the current discrimination and abuse you still live under today. I promise to stand up for you, to defend and protect you in any way I can for the rest of my time on earth. With love and peace, Shirley

[Euphoria]

135. You've expressed exactly what is

needed; asking for forgiveness through humility, solidarity and action.
Awesome post.

[G_j]

98. was that just the same troll?

weird

[groundloop]

99. Dang, I'm missing all the fun.....

I've seen a ton of "message removed" but was too late to the party to be able to laugh at whatever it was our troll was spewing.

[G_j]

103. something about

whites not committing atrocities against the Native Americans and other nonsense. A real class act..

[Major Nikon]

101. The best part is the dipshit has to go to all the trouble of creating a login

...just to create one post that gets immediately deleted and nobody sees.

Keep kicking the thread just to pull his chain again.

[pinboy3niner]

102. Shhhh!

If you keep this up he might catch on...eventually.

[arcane1]

107. Yes, he's been masturbating to this thread for two days now.

You'd think he'd have carpal tunnel by now, but I hear he doesn't have much to work with

[Major Nikon]

136. Probably hard to find lawn care work this time of year

...and the rest of the year he blames his unemployable ineptitude on other people.

[arcane1]

137. Obsessive trolling, a tell-tale sign of a superior being.

[Brickbat]

104. Native American National Council

[Octafish]

108. This.

Thank you, G_j.

[arcane1]

112. So sayeth the cartoon?

[G_j]

117. keeping it kicked

good work..to who ever..

Someone takes great offense to the notion of whites being illegal immigrants, and have dedicated their day to kicking this thread.

[arcane1]

118. The idiot claims whites just minded their own business and eventually out-populated the natives.

I think they mostly just get off on saying ignorant shit that upsets some people. He's become something of a pet now

[arcane1]

121. And you saw this video how? The post is removed.

Dumb-ass