The best TV ad the Dems can run; 3:00 am
Run the beginning of Hillary Clinton's original "3:00 am" ad. Let the phone ring a few times.
The butler answers the phone. He listens for a moment, then says he'll attempt to awaken President Romney.
The butler walks down a long hallway to an elevator; he presses the RED button, then waits for the elevator to take him to the fourth floor master suite. A golf cart picks him up, then drives him down another long hallway. Whoops...The butler has to stop to move Seamus's crate out of the way. He straps it to the top of the golf cart.
The golf cart proceeds. The butler finally reaches the Romney's bedroom suite door. But he has to enter a security code and use a closed-circuit cam to address "President Romney."
The cam shows Mitt Romney, dressed in his Batman suit...
I'm sorry. It gets too sordid from here, so I'll leave out the details. Anyway, by the time Rmoney answers the MittFone(y)...you fill in the details.
It would be great!
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