OMG! These pictures of puppies and kittens are soooooooo adorable, aren't I right?
OMG! These pictures of puppies and kittens are sooooooo adorable, aren't I right?
By Jon Pliger
Senior Investigative Reporter
publishmycrapandcallitnews.com News
March 3, 2015
Hey guys! We all know puppies are so incredibly cute. And we also know that kittens are just beyond adorable. But what if I were to post pictures of puppies and kittens......together? CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!!!! So let's check out some positively pretty photos of our furry little friends. Prepare to be awwwwwwed!
Oh, and did you know the moon landing was a hoax? No, really! You see, NASA knew it couldn't really land on the moon because they knew the mutant moon monsters who had landed in Area 51 (you know, the guys who look like Bigfoot) would come back to kill us all for invading their territory. So instead, they commissioned a film crew and shot the landing at a movie studio in Burbank.
Playing the part of Neil Armstrong was singer Elvis Presley, who landed the role in good part due to his 1956 cover of the classic Rogers-Hart song "Blue Moon." But in 1977, Presley threatened to expose the hoax, so the government locked him in the basement of World Trade Tower 7.
Presley remained in Tower 7 until 2001, when the government imploded Tower 7 in order to destroy the evidence. The elder Presley was then relocated to Afghanistan where he was made to impersonate terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden.
Oh my goodness! That puppy is telling the kitten that he loves her! Have you ever seen anything so precious?
Don't believe me? You can ask fellow investigative reporter and national treasure Robert Prary. He'll tell you the exact same thing! You can believe him because he once wrote something important thirty years ago!
So in conclusion, we can all agree there's just nothing cuter than puppy dogs snuggling up with kittens. And that's why you should never stand in the direct path of government chemtrails. Oh, and ask me about my grandkids! They do this cute little thing where they dress up in adult clothes and sing "You Are My Sunshine". You just have to see it !
The preceding was published in its entirety with permission of the author and under the specific authority set forth in Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988).
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THIS is the cutest one!!!
And thanks for not being a neo-con warhawk troll!
PS. Sorry to break it to you, but all of those animals in the pictures are dead and nothing more than taxidermy models with a wire frame for posing.
Would you rather trust the lies of the mainstream media, or these mischievous little characters?
That's hilariously cute 
I'm avoiding it because I find the whole thing so nauseating that it would cause me to lose the lunch I have yet to eat.
I bet you didn't know that Texas oilman George Bush was in Texas when JFK was shot, did you Tommy_Carcetti of DU?
www.knowyourbfeepets.com
Another non-sequitur!
a cuteness overload.
Puppies and kitties! Argghhh!!!!
But if you want to be a sheep and post pictures of adorable (oh my god, they are very cute!) bunnies and duckies, you be that sheep!
Although actually....sheep are aristocratic, so that would send out mixed messages.
Nicely done.
Sid
Baby elephants maybe...
some things are worth revisiting