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OMG! These pictures of puppies and kittens are sooooooo adorable, aren't I right?
By Jon Pliger
Senior Investigative Reporter
publishmycrapandcallitnews.com News
March 3, 2015
Hey guys! We all know puppies are so incredibly cute. And we also know that kittens are just beyond adorable. But what if I were to post pictures of puppies and kittens......together? CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!!!! So let's check out some positively pretty photos of our furry little friends. Prepare to be awwwwwwed!
Oh, and did you know the moon landing was a hoax? No, really! You see, NASA knew it couldn't really land on the moon because they knew the mutant moon monsters who had landed in Area 51 (you know, the guys who look like Bigfoot) would come back to kill us all for invading their territory. So instead, they commissioned a film crew and shot the landing at a movie studio in Burbank.
Playing the part of Neil Armstrong was singer Elvis Presley, who landed the role in good part due to his 1956 cover of the classic Rogers-Hart song "Blue Moon." But in 1977, Presley threatened to expose the hoax, so the government locked him in the basement of World Trade Tower 7.
Presley remained in Tower 7 until 2001, when the government imploded Tower 7 in order to destroy the evidence. The elder Presley was then relocated to Afghanistan where he was made to impersonate terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden.
Oh my goodness! That puppy is telling the kitten that he loves her! Have you ever seen anything so precious?
Don't believe me? You can ask fellow investigative reporter and national treasure Robert Prary. He'll tell you the exact same thing! You can believe him because he once wrote something important thirty years ago!
So in conclusion, we can all agree there's just nothing cuter than puppy dogs snuggling up with kittens. And that's why you should never stand in the direct path of government chemtrails. Oh, and ask me about my grandkids! They do this cute little thing where they dress up in adult clothes and sing "You Are My Sunshine". You just have to see it !
The preceding was published in its entirety with permission of the author and under the specific authority set forth in Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988).
2naSalit
(86,308 posts)THIS is the cutest one!!!
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)And thanks for not being a neo-con warhawk troll!
FSogol
(45,435 posts)PS. Sorry to break it to you, but all of those animals in the pictures are dead and nothing more than taxidermy models with a wire frame for posing.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)Would you rather trust the lies of the mainstream media, or these mischievous little characters?
csziggy
(34,131 posts)I had to laugh at your PS.
Somewhere in my things I have a picture my grandfather cut out of a magazine for me when I was a tiny tot. A sweet picture of a golden retriever puppy that looked very much like the one in the picture with the kittens in the bucket.
What makes me laugh is that many years later when I was a young adult I saw an ad for the American Humane Society with a picture that was very familiar. It was the same photo that my grandfather had cut out to give me over twenty years earlier. No way was that golden retriever puppy still alive but the AHS was still using his adorableness to raise money.
I don't remember kittens in a bucket, but if I find that photo, I'll have to look to see if it is the same puppy.
DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)yuiyoshida
(41,818 posts)That's hilariously cute
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)Might be a little too subtle for some.
But the animals sure are cute.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Watching a certain nutandyahoo bloviating on TV.
I'm avoiding it because I find the whole thing so nauseating that it would cause me to lose the lunch I have yet to eat.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)I bet you didn't know that Texas oilman George Bush was in Texas when JFK was shot, did you Tommy_Carcetti of DU?
www.knowyourbfeepets.com
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Therefore, fuck you, Spike.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)Another non-sequitur!
sunnystarr
(2,638 posts)soooo savage ....
R B Garr
(16,950 posts)That's no mistake. The American people know when one word rhymes with another. They can see it for themselves. The proof is right before you.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)Because Prescott Bush.
Aerows
(39,961 posts)a cuteness overload.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Puppies and kitties! Argghhh!!!!
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)They aren't going to be corporate MSM pawns anymore.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)But if you want to be a sheep and post pictures of adorable (oh my god, they are very cute!) bunnies and duckies, you be that sheep!
Although actually....sheep are aristocratic, so that would send out mixed messages.
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)Well done, well done!
SidDithers
(44,228 posts)Nicely done.
Sid
KittyWampus
(55,894 posts)SOMEONE ALREADY SENT AN ALERT> LOL!
Another installment in the soap opera that is DU.
Hope someone posts the alert results from this.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,145 posts)Even if it gets locked!
B Calm
(28,762 posts)B Calm
(28,762 posts)NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)Baby elephants maybe...
mindem
(1,580 posts)These pics made my day for me.
bigtree
(85,971 posts)antiquie
(4,299 posts)some things are worth revisiting