Letterman: Top Ten Ways Mitt Romney Begins Conversations With Teens

[Scuba]

10 "How's puberty going?"
9 "Where do you summer?"
8 "Do you fellows play sportball?"
7 "Nice shirt — you know, my friend owns the Gap"
6 "You teens are just the right height"
5 "Check out my sick Windsor knot"
4 "Would you like to see my dancing horse?"
3 "Raise the roof if your municipal bonds have reached maturity"
2 Just like this: (video of Mitt saying "Who let the dogs out?&quot
1 "Didn't I fire your father?"

[lunatica]

1. Where do you Summer? LOL!

[TlalocW]

5. Molly Ivins had a great quote about Dubya

About how real cowboys don't use, "Summer," as a verb.

TlalocW

[applegrove]

13. LOL!

[randome]

2. I think #10 should be #1.

It illustrates his total lack of connection with other human beings.

[lpbk2713]

3. BWAHAHAHA

Tell em Dave.

[dmr]

4. "How's puberty going?"

[crunch60]

17. Well, I ain't knocked up yet, keepin that asprin between my knees!

[mlevans]

6. Was that supposed to be a "slick" Windsor knot?

I'm just curious; never seen a sick Windsor knot. Though I'm sure Romney could produce one if anybody could.

[steve2470]

7. sick also means "good" these days, just an fyi nt

[riderinthestorm]

15. LOL, so I'm guessing you also have a teen or are around teens daily?

says rider, mother of a 15 year old....

[Logical]

8. This is good!!

[Initech]

9. Dave should have put a reference to how badly he sings "America the Beautiful".

But anyways -

[Son of Gob]

10. Here's the video!

[tclambert]

11. #11 "Here's how to succeed in business: Choose rich parents."

#12 "Our improving economy was, of course, my idea."
#13 "How many Cadillacs do you drive?"
#14 "What are the names of your polo ponies?"
#15 "You know, my wife once supervised immature humans much like yourselves."

[underpants]

12. Sportball

[uponit7771]

14. Number one is the biter

[flvegan]

16. "You don't know Chris Hansen, do you?

Not for me but many of my friends, of course. Just curious. Curious is good."

[dmr]

18. "Have a seat ..."

[grantcart]

19. "This weed doesn't look quite right. Did you get it at the 7/11?"