I'll do it for you.
And I will add romaji just to be extra obnoxious.
BTW, this post is intended for all those DU'ers who want to use the easily available online translation tools OR those who speak Japanese.
ゆいちゃんの写真はメッチャ可愛いね。いつでも日本語でポストしてもいいと思うので諦めんだいでね！あの人は本当にアホだよ！
Yuichan no shashin ha meccha kawaii ne. itu demo nihongo de posuto shitemo ii to omou no de akiramenai de ne. Ano hito ha
hontou ni aho da yo!
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