Flowchart explains which Apple Watch is right for you

[nichomachus]

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[randome]

1. That's hilarious.

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[FSogol]

2. I like to say "fluoroelastomer."

[randome]

4. Then you need to go stand over there, please. ===>>>

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[Aerows]

3. And here I thought I was high tech

because I have a diving watch and learned how to use said watch as a compass based upon the position of the sun, not to mention, self-winding.

[dembotoz]

5. k and r

[Initech]

6. You owe me a monitor!

[tridim]

7. First question should be: Would you ever join a cult?

I have been disqualified from owning any Apple product since 1978.

[Aerows]

8. I'm disqualified, too.

I'd probably use an abacus, a slide rule and a protractor while building my futuristic hut with my leatherman tool kit on a desert island. Mine has a socket set and the bit driver extension. It weighs less than a pound and as a bonus I can put it in a sock made from the travel sewing kit to beat the shit out of things.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

10. My nephew and his partner --

work for Apple. They are both are very talented and amazing at what they do, and their jobs allow them an amazing lifestyle.

I find Apple and the tech world in general more than a bit disgusting. But I can't say that in public.

[Binkie The Clown]

9. Don't wear a watch. Never have.

Don't care what time it is. Never have.

Before I retired my bosses cared what time it was, so they provided me with a clock on my office wall. So even then I didn't need a watch.

[hifiguy]

11. Roger Waters was right.

We are amusing ourselves to death.

Who gives a flying F?

[freshwest]

15. Many people are trying to escape reality.

[IDemo]

12. Has your $17 KMart watch failed to give you the correct time?

Answer: no.

[nichomachus]

13. That's pretty much what I wear

Not K-mart, but a cheap watch with a big white face and black numbers -- so I can see the freaking thing. I tend to be hard on watches. So I don't like expensive ones.

When I graduated from college, my uncle gave me a nice watch that was gold (ish) with a gold face, tiny gold marks for numbers, and thin, thin gold hands. I never knew what time it was.

[steve2470]

14. my Kenneth Cole watch works just fine, thanks nt