General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRush: "There's "Shariah Law" In Parts Of US. Soon You Can "Make Love To Your Dead Wife for 6 hours"
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201205020009Definitely back on the hill-billy heroin.
BTW Rush...She's not dead. That's how any women would appear while having sex with you!
Atman
(31,464 posts)On drugs.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,280 posts)to avoid having sex with Rush.
Although some people say his preference is for Dominican boys....
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)that applies Shari'a law. I double-dog ya. <crickets>
AndyTiedye
(23,500 posts)Courtesy Flush
(4,558 posts)That's the kind of thing that will be re-posted by Facebook racists for years to come, but the story was a hoax.
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/334222/20120427/egypt-s-farewell-intercourse-law-news-reportedly.htm
pampango
(24,692 posts)rush.
kentuck
(110,950 posts)...but I had no idea it could also make you go insane? I think Rush is ready for the white shirts?
DearAbby
(12,461 posts)The lies are becoming more and more outrageous, painting "liberals" residents of Sodom and Gommorah. "that chasing after 'strange flesh' part of the story always gave little Rushbo a chubby.
sakabatou
(42,083 posts)What a trip.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Rush is just pissed because his wife has a live-in pool boy
Is that true? I would be mad too. WTH
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
I know it's a sin
He said with a grin
But think of the money I save.
That's been a real knee slapper to Rush since he was 12.
guitar man
(15,996 posts)"she was slimy and gritty and missing a titty but think of the money he saved"
stevedeshazer
(21,653 posts)It's the only way he'd ever get laid.
maxrandb
(15,192 posts)"Say, could I interest you in a pair of zircon incrusted tweazers?" "Wait a minute, let me sterilize them, give me your lighter"
Autumn
(44,762 posts)I think he finally stumbled onto something he knows about.
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)Taylor Smite
(86 posts)is illegal under Sharia law. I guess he is right.
FSogol
(45,357 posts)Initech
(99,915 posts)He might actually be right for once.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)Can't imagine anyone with a pulse getting into bed with him.
treestar
(82,383 posts)Yeah so Rush, where? Where has Sharia law been enacted? What parts of it? Stupid blowhard that he is.