BMW Motorcycle Caused 20-Month Erection, Man's Lawsuit Claims

[Botany]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/05/01/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS210841088720120501

BMW Motorcycle Caused 20-Month Erection, Man's Lawsuit Claims

Tue May 1, 2012 12:58am EDT
A California motorcyclist's lawsuit claims a bike ride in 2010 took an unexpected turn that caused a
prolonged erection for two years -- and counting.

Henry Wolf blames the after-market "ridge-like seat" on his 1993 BMW motorcycle for causing his
"severe case of priapism (a persistent lasting erection)," according to the lawsuit filed in state court
in San Francisco and obtained by Courthouse News Service.

A four-hour ride on the motorcycle seat, designed and manufactured by Corbin-Pacific Inc., caused
Wolf's condition, his lawsuit asserts. But medical experts aren't so certain.

[marmar]

1. That's kind of hard to fathom.

[tularetom]

2. BMW makes a quality motorcycle

They don't need to resort to a cheap publicity stunt like this in order to sell them.

[Blue_Tires]

10. Telling a lady you have a BMW also tends to raise her temperature and make her clothes evaporate

but I guess that's a different lawsuit

[LadyHawkAZ]

19. That only works with the cars.

Their bikes make our clothes rise and our temperature evaporate.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. See if you can top that for results, NRA.

[gordianot]

4. Who can I file a lawsuit against for my adolescence?

As I remember it lasted a lot longer than 20 months. Actually a bike ride sounds good to me now and I would not bring a lawsuit.

[guitar man]

5. If I ever got hold of

A Vincent Black Shadow I might have such a reaction myself

[KG]

6. someone is complaining about a 20-month erection?

[Marooned]

7. BMW should add this to their ads

Sales to the 45+ year old ages would probably zoom.

[NNN0LHI]

8. Well that is that. I am buying a BMW motorcycle

[GliderGuider]

9. Finally, men are getting something besides busted legs from their bikes

Women have known the true purpose of the pillion seat on a Harley for decades now...

[WingDinger]

11. This just in: Harley sues BMW.

[rug]

12. It remained, however, a small erection.

[FSogol]

13. Rodney Dangerfield: "If my erection lasts more than 4 hours, I'm not calling my doctor, I'm

calling everyone I know!"

[JCMach1]

14. That's one Hell of a Ride

[Kaleva]

15. He wanted to sue 19 months ago but his wife wouldn't let him.

[Recovered Repug]

16. The true meaning of Fahrvergnügen. nt

[frazzled]

17. Hmph, my husband used to ride a Triumph

and he never had anything like that. I guess the British don't know how to build their bikes for optimum results.

[jmowreader]

18. The BMW advertising agency should buy rights to the lawsuit filing...

"BMW Motorcycles are certified to give you a permanent hard-on, and we have the documentation to prove it."