Battle of the bumper stickers

[ProSense]

Battle of the bumper stickers

by Jed Lewison

Mitt Romney's campaign is so proud of his newest bumper sticker that they're saying it's "the bumper sticker that says it all":



Well, yeah. They aren't stupid, except for the part about making half their slogan so small it can't be read on the bumper of a car.

Even if it could be read, however, it'd still be no match for Joe Biden's bumper sticker:



http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/05/02/1088213/-Battle-of-the-bumper-stickers

[liberal N proud]

1. Drive homes Mitt's message?

Does that include the dog on the roof?

[RevStPatrick]

2. Wait a second...

...is Romney's campaign slogan (or part of it, at least) really:

"We're Not Stupid"?

Holy shit... Welcome to Idiocracy!

[ProSense]

4. .

[Yavapai]

9. Maybe his slogan should read...

"We drink Romney's Kool-aid, because it has electrolytes in it!"

[hootinholler]

12. Sounds like something the elite would say

[Scuba]

3. Are they free? If so, let's order lots and lots.

Then pitch them in the recycling bin.

[ProSense]

5. "We're Not Stupid"

"I am not a witch"....

Never, ever go on the defensive in your campaign slogan. It reinforces the message that people think you are a witch (Christine McDonnell) or stupid (Romney.)

God, they are freaking amateurs over there.

http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1088213/45948162#c42

Just block out the middle and it will read (if you can see it):

"We're Not Stupid"

mittromney.com

[anti-alec]

7. A dark blue Sharpie marker might just do the trick..

They have those fat ones that can easily take off the middle part.

[ProSense]

13. "We're Not Stupid"

[anti-alec]

6. or use it as a duct tape

or Mitt Romney tapes...


Hey - toss me a few of those Mitt Romneys please.

[Fritz67]

8. Uh oh...

"We're Not Stupid"?

Way to go alienating the conservative base and seeming like an elitist, RoboCorp. Saying you're not stupid will probably shave at least 5% more off your approval ratings with them..

[Ganja Ninja]

10. We're Not $tupid - He $old the Jobs to China! Now He's $uper Rich!

[craigmatic]

11. That Obama bumpersticker seems a little long. How about just 'Obama got Osama'?

[Motown_Johnny]

14. How about....

General Motors is on top of the Heap

and

Bin Laden is at the bottom of the Deep





????????


It is a work in progress

[Initech]

15. Bumper sticker epic fail.

Well first - it's Rmoney, but second he doesn't have a fucking clue what it's like to be truly poor. Cue the fail horn: