tedcruz.com Go there, right effin' now!

[Skidmore]

Seriously, you have to.

http://www.tedcruz.com/

Absolutely brilliant!

Associated tweet from #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

Diana Dee ?@DianaDee16 4h4 hours ago
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans Check out my website http://www.tedcruz.com

Big dork didn't bother securing his own domain name!
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[Cha]

1. Brawaaaaaaaaaa! YES! mahalo Skidmore

[Skidmore]

2. Mornin', Cha.

That was just too funny. It was a good way to start a day. A little crazy humor with comeuppance.

[Cha]

4. Good Mornin for you.. 10:50pm for me.. out here on the Island. How did you ever discover this

site?!

[Skidmore]

6. There was a FB post about

the hashtag on Twitter of #TedCruzCampaignSlogans in anticipation of mocking his impending announcement. I posted the info from the tweet that sent me there in my OP. The guy just isn't too bright. Mouthy, yes. but not bright. You should read the stuff on that hashtag list.

BTW it is coming up on 4 am here.

[Cha]

7. Mahalo for the info, S.. Yes, I forgot to mention what an early

bird I thought you were!

[ND-Dem]

102. cruz isn't too bright? if that's who you're talking about, i wouldn't underestimate

the man just because he's a creep. he's intelligent. He graduated cum laude from Princeton and magna cum laude from Harvard Law.

I don't like alan dershowitz, but he's not stupid:

Referring to Cruz's time as a student at Harvard Law, Professor Alan Dershowitz said, "Cruz was off-the-charts brilliant."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz


What cruz is is something else:

During high school, Cruz participated in a Houston-based group called the Free Market Education Foundation where he learned about free-market economic philosophers such as Milton Friedman, Friedrich Hayek, Frédéric Bastiat and Ludwig von Mises.[29] The program was run by Rolland Storey and Cruz entered the program at the age of 13.

Cruz met his wife while working on the George W. Bush presidential campaign of 2000. She is currently head of the Southwest Region in the Investment Management Division of Goldman, Sachs & Co. and previously worked in the White House for Condoleezza Rice and in New York as an investment banker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz

He's a high-level operative, trained practically from the womb. But not stupid.

[hopemountain]

104. his ego, arrogance, and conceit cancel out

the brilliance to a discernible level... that is all. it's obvious to many who value common sense and a sense of humanity for others over brilliance. but, you are correct - the maniacal aspects of his persona should not be underestimated.

[ND-Dem]

108. conceit and ego don't cancel intelligence. egotistical doesn't mean you're dumb.

[hopemountain]

109. brilliance and intelligence are not the same

please reread my post.

[ND-Dem]

110. i read your post. 'brilliance' is a synonym for high intelligence in the english language.

bril·liance

/ˈbrilyəns/


•exceptional talent or intelligence.
"he's played the stock market with great brilliance"

synonyms: genius, intelligence, wisdom, sagacity, intellect; More


https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=define:+brilliance

[hopemountain]

113. if you are unable to discern

the distinction between brilliance and intelligence along with the definition you have provided, well then....there is nothing vor me to add and we disagree.

[ND-Dem]

114. there is no distinction, but keep pretending there is, it's funny.

synonyms: genius, intelligence, wisdom, sagacity, intellect

[yuiyoshida]

74. hi CHa!!

[Cha]

92. Yo, Aloha, yuiyoshida!

[Marrah_G]

3. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DRoseDARs]

5. Oh dear, did someone forget to secure domains? Lol, too bad. nt

[Cha]

8. +1!!

[DRoseDARs]

9. At least he'll be rmbrd for being the 1st to announce by Tweet...

...lol, no, he won't be remembered for that either!

[Cha]

11. LOL.. yeah tedster is "first"..

clown to announce, alright..

[Thespian2]

45. Fabulous Picture!

Thanks for posting. Do you think the GodOffalParty will allow Tedster to drive the Clown Car?

[ladyVet]

84. "GodOffalParty"

Worth stopping by the forums just for this gem. Lawsy, am I laughing!

[Cha]

90. I doubt it. lol

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

100. With chinless Todd as the MC

[Cha]

101. Of course! gutless todd

[blkmusclmachine]

94. Interwebbing is hard!

Dimwit.

[malaise]

10. ROFL

[BumRushDaShow]

12. LOL

[anniebelle]

13. OMG! Brilliant!

[vlyons]

14. I hope they build out the site some more

to expose his lies about climate change -- and basically everything else.

[PADemD]

16. Cruz reading Green Eggs & Ham would be good.

[FSogol]

32. LOL, love that disclaimer..."This is technically not a filibusters since...."

I'll add one of my own: "This is technically not a Presidential Candidate since Sen Cruz is an asshat and will never be elected or nominated...."

[A HERETIC I AM]

52. Oh, he has a chance to be nominated.....

He appeals to enough of the dipshit/nimrod base to succeed there.

But once it becomes clear what a whackadoodle his dad is, not to mention ol' Tedster himself, it will be a walkover for the Democratic nominee.

No matter who it is.

[B Calm]

15. LOL +1

[pnwmom]

17. Thank you!

[Tripper11]

18. Screen cap

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[marym625]

19. Haha!

Good stuff.

My #TedCruzCampaignSlogans was "we scare 3 y/o terrorists better than anyone':

Kick! Really good stuff!

[daleanime]

53. Excellent!

[marym625]

61. Thank you!

[LiberalElite]

20. HAHAHA!

[liberal N proud]

21. Couldn't happen to a better clown

[mercuryblues]

22. By his own

standards he has disqualified himself from running. If he is not smart enough to secure his own website, how can we trust him with, well anything else.

[customerserviceguy]

24. I don't think it's his website

Someone beat him to buying his own name as a domain name, with the express purpose of embarassing him should he announce his candidacy for President, as he's doing today.

In any case, our efforts here should propel this website to the top of the search engine results for a few days, especially if we make repeat trips.

[RoccoR5955]

23. I hope he doesn't get the variants either

Not to mention tedcruz2014 and others.

[Fritz Walter]

28. His given name is "Rafael Cruz"

-- and we should use that to remind racist tea baggers of his non-WASP heritage -- but that domain is already taken by a "Contemporary Realist" artist who makes no effort to try to Anglicize his name.

[appalachiablue]

82. Absolutely, get that out there to drive the winger followers batty. Raphael's a terrific name

actually, the Italian Renaissance painter and a poet college friend who's Puerto Rican and Irish (but not like like Cruz at all!).

[lovemydog]

25. buahaha!

[marym625]

26. was just tweeted this gem

http://www.jebbushforpresident.com/

[Hekate]

62. Rachel Maddow did a segment on these guys -- they're great!

[marym625]

63. Cool site!

[SmittynMo]

27. Theres no fix for

stupid.

First, there's no exploratory committee?

And now, no web site? This is fricking hilarious.

This guy is so many flavors of stupid, its embarrassing.

It's quite obvious this guy has no planning skills, just a big mouth. Let's see how far this takes him.

And he wants to be president?

OMG, I'm still laughing.

[certainot]

51. i wonder if tedcruzforpresident.com is still available!

[wordpix]

66. It's taken and cruz' site is tedcruz.org

[certainot]

79. .orgs are for altruistic liberals!- and those looking for tax breaks

and those candidates stupid enough not to get their .coms in a party in which all politicians are for sale and it's all about the dollar

[DocMac]

29. hahaha!

[madamvlb]

30. LOL

[TheCowsCameHome]

31. Great start, Ted. You'll do just fine.

[teenagebambam]

33. Also try tedcruzforamerica dot com n/t

[Skidmore]

34. Well done, whoever did that.

[Cha]

44. Mahalo.. Rofl

[Cha]

43. You can still get 2015 health coverage!

http://www.tedcruzforamerica.com

teenagebambam

[BlancheSplanchnik]

46. heeee!

Nice!!!

Fight the darkness with Light! Great working example!

[Cha]

91. Awesome analogy, Blanche!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

106. it felt just like that!

[Cha]

107. ..

[asiliveandbreathe]

49. More more more

How do you like it! - More More More -song comes too mind.....absolutely brilliant...

My son (he is the teacher) just started his fifth grade class..I sent him this website ..I do hope he waits to look at it....or his class will never be the same... - 9:26A AZ

[progressoid]

59. Bwahahahaaa.

[bigdarryl]

35. Why is DU giving this guy headlines

[Ms. Toad]

36. Just go visit the site. n/t

[bigdarryl]

37. Not interested in this boy Cruz.

[Ms. Toad]

38. The site isn't his. Which is the point. n/t

[Cha]

39. K

[Skidmore]

42. Cha, check out the site in #33 above.

You will have to type in the url using a period.

[brer cat]

40. A whole lot of stupid in that Cruz.

Thanks, Skidmore. Very nice find.

[mcar]

41. You made my morning Skidmore

[asiliveandbreathe]

47. OMG -- Brilliant!

too - Looks like the fun is just getting started...the clown car pic in the comments here, will need to be stretched and a rubble seat added...


Thanks for sharing..and my morning cup of laughter....

[mfcorey1]

48. I am cracking up!!!!!

[Duval]

50. Hilarious! nt

[1StrongBlackMan]

54. I would love if the owner of tedcruz.com ...

would turn the site into something useful ... a site quoting his most outrageous statements and his most vicious attacks on other republicans. So that we can send it to our republican friends ... maybe they'll think it is really cruz's official site.

[Jack Rabbit]

55. !!

[Curmudgeoness]

56. I am sure that he did secure tedcruzforprez.com

I mean, really, if you have been thinking of this run for 30 years or more, which he undoubtedly has, I would expect you to cover all the bases.

Thanks for the laugh.

[A HERETIC I AM]

57. If only I could register the domain name.....

www.tedcruz'sdadisonescarymotherfucker.thereain'tnoshitaboutthat.com

[fredamae]

58. Check this one out

tedcruzforAmerica.com link in article
lol
http://thehill.com/policy/technology/236584-cruz-enters-race-with-website-challenge

[Spitfire of ATJ]

60. I expected to see a dick.

[hamsterjill]

64. I love brilliance.

My hat's off to whomever did this! Absolutely fucking brilliant!

[wordpix]

65. I'm sure there's more coming with this crop of clowns:-)

cool!

[Lancero]

67. Funny, but no. That's not his site.

His site uses a .org ending, not .com.

Article over it - http://www.zdnet.com/article/ted-cruz-dot-com-a-domain-name-cautionary-tale/

The site existed since 04.

[Arugula Latte]

71. Well ... yeah.

We kinda figured it wasn't his.

[Lancero]

73. A few of us yes, but looking over this thread quite a few didn't.

[NikolaC]

68. ROFLMAO

Brilliant!

[raven mad]

69. I got out of bed a little late this morning - a bit of the flu bug.

Came out here to this and snorted coffee through my nose! Good find, Skidmore, and a heck of a good way to start the day!

[Arugula Latte]

70. "Ted Cruz. He can't be trusted to secure domain names. How can we trust him to secure our nation?"

[mnhtnbb]

72. That is SO funny.

[sheshe2]

75. Bwaaahahahaha!

Thanks Skidmore

[TNNurse]

76. I truly love the person who did this.

[wolfie001]

77. In defense of Calgary Ted........

.....he is a total dumbass.

[Zorra]

78. heehee emailing everywhere

[marble falls]

80. I don't think he's running for President. I think he's running for O'Reilly's timeslot on Fox.

[MADem]

81. That. Is. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K/R!!!!

[SpankMe]

83. Golden opportunity

Whoever owns this URL should get a group together and really demo some scathing stuff - humor, Cruz's errors (and there are lots of them), a platform for anti-tea party bullshit.

I hope they don't continue to just use it for one-line snipes. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

I really hope he gets the nomination. It'll be easier to focus on his lack of qualifications and crazy policy positions.

[cindyperry]

85. i just did

and that is wonderful

[AikenYankee]

86. Lol! nt.

[svpadgham]

87. You have to read this in the "mud slinging political ad" voice.

Ted Cruz forgot to secure his own internet domain name. What makes him think he can secure our nation?

[Algernon Moncrieff]

88. Spit take

Thank you for posting that.

On a day when it was announced that Taylor Swift bought porn domains to keep her name from being used, Ted Cruz proves he does not have even the most basic marketing skill, much less the skill to be President.

[treestar]

89. LOL Republicans are out of it most of the time

So unable to organize and run anything.

[blkmusclmachine]

93. Wow, that's some DUMB. From TEXASS, nonetheless.

[Ilsa]

96. Nope. From Canada. nt ;-)

[northoftheborder]

95. Good article here:

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/me-ted

[joshcryer]

105. Fascinating!

Thanks for posting that.

[NBachers]

97. I keep going to Google and typing in Ted Cruz- You go to page four before tedcruz.com appears

but I keep clicking it over and over- hopefully it'll drive it right up to the top of Google search results for Ted Cruz.

[PatrickforO]

98. So Ted really isn't smarter than all the rest of us like he seems to think.

He's just opinionated.

And then, of course, there's the hubris...

[mountain grammy]

99. Next message

De-fund Israel!

[lonestarnot]

103. Perfect!

[napkinz]

111. thanks!

nt

[lpbk2713]

112. Yeah but ... but ... Benghazi.

BWAHAHAHA


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