Secret Service Hooker I Could've Stolen Top Secret Obama Information

[mfcorey1]

Secret Service Hooker
I Could've Stolen Top Secret
Obama Information
Breaking News
Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia
The Colombian prostitute behind the massive Secret Service scandal claims she had access to top secret government info during her tryst with an SS agent -- because he was passed out drunk.

24-year-old Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia, claiming she even had access to the agent's wallet -- because he had fallen into a deep alcohol-induced slumber ... and left all his possessions completely unattended. Dania did not say if she actually rifled through his stuff.

Dania also didn't say if she actually had sex with the agent in question -- but admitted she did enough to warrant payment ... whatever that means.

And big surprise -- Dania said a lot more went down that fateful night in Cartagena, but she'll only divulge those secrets ... for a hefty price. She's already lawyered up with one of Colombia's best attorneys.

TMZ

Good thing she wasn't a spy -- OR WAS SHE?!?!

[bemildred]

1. I see the negotiations are heating up. nt

[HereSince1628]

2. Isn't that what that profession does? I mean wanting money for a peek at the private parts?

If she wants to attract agents of countries seeking information on SS activity, it's her business...

But I wonder if she really understands the meaning of 'robot drone' in all it's potentialities.

[joeybee12]

3. She rolled him...most prostitutes don't have sex...

They target guys like that who are so out of it the ladies get some money and probably a nice watch...and they guys never rpess charges because they don't want their wives and/or girlfriends to find out. Anyway, that's SOP here in Vegas...

[obxhead]

4. That's right!

He was only a SS agent. No doubt he simply fell for the well trained prostitute.

There is no way we should possibly expect one of the most powerful security personnel in the world to be able to withstand the powerful charisma of the South American prostitute.

[Jackpine Radical]

5. It's Obama's fault.

I'm not sure how yet, but any minute now I'll have an email from My Favorite Wingnut explaining Obama's culpability.

[uponit7771]

6. +1

[obxhead]

8. I think this one is all on Michelle.

If she would have just brought more hottie friends over they never would have gone to a prostitute!

[joeybee12]

14. So well-trained he didn't pay her the right amount...

That's why she reported it to the police and it blew up in their faces...you need to rethink how smart the "most powerful security personnel" in the world are.

[obxhead]

18. Being a cheap bastard and stupid are two different things.

[Jackpine Radical]

19. That approach probably works in some places,

especially where prostitution is illegal and the…uh…stiffed ladies are afraid to complain to the police.

[The Magistrate]

9. Not Where It is Legal, Sir

She had to leave her identification with management in the lobby; if someone reports they were robbed, the police know just who to hunt up.

[joeybee12]

13. Would they have reported it?

The prostitutes were the ones who reported it to the police because of payment...even if legal, do you think they would have wanted to report this and have it blared all over the news?

[The Magistrate]

15. Not A Chance Someone In A Legal Trade Would Likely Want To Take, Sir

A person who made a habit of it would wind up arrested before too long.

[bemildred]

7. Escort in Secret Service scandal says her life is 'ruined by this'

(CNN) -- Book publishers and modeling agents, take note: The woman at the center of the U.S. Secret Service prostitution scandal is embracing her notoriety and spilling colorful details about that infamous night.

At a bar in Cartegena last month, Secret Service agents were "buying alcohol like it was water." The same agent who refused to pay also liked to dance in a "disorderly" manner in which "he lifted his shirt to show off his six-pack." Agents were dancing on the bar.

Dania Londono Suarez, the escort who unwittingly sparked investigations that have ensnared roughly two dozen members of the Secret Service and U.S. military over reported use of prostitutes in Colombia in the days before President Barack Obama visited last month, gave a lengthy, wide-ranging interview to Colombia's W Radio on Friday.

It attracted international attention, with reporters from as far away as Europe calling in to press for more details.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/04/world/americas/colombia-prostitute-interview/

[longship]

10. Dun-Dun-Dunnn!

[SomethingFishy]

11. Yes, because all SS Agents carry important

national security information in their wallets

She, and her lawyer are looking for a payday.

[unblock]

12. ding! ding! ding!

people with legitimate access to classified information avoid carrying classified documents like the plague.

among the restrictions, you're not allowed to sleep while in possession, so you can't even nap until you've delivered the documents to an approved location. and no, a hotel safe is not an approved location, and a wallet certainly isn't.


also, if you write any classified information on a piece of paper, that paper becomes classified, and again, you can't sleep....


in short, it's a major pain. much easier to just not carry that stuff around.

[Erose999]

16. Oh noes! The Columbian underworld haz the Kenyan Birth Certificate. But on the bright side

they'll just probably use it as leverage to end the "war on drugs".

[Fumesucker]

17. Exactly backwards..

They have the Kenyan Birf Certificate but they're using it as leverage to keep drugs illegal..