"It's Yahweh or the Highway!!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("Before I was 13 I could sleep at night.&quot Nugent is saying: "I can't tell you how many veterans have come to me and said their suicide was directly the result of Enemy Obama and his policies."

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Above CAPTION is based rather closely (believe it or not!) on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/ted-nugent-veteran-suicides_n_6997366.html

(You won't believe the amount of logic he can smother in the last 15 seconds of this 50-second clip!)

[Rex]

1. LOL! Look at how he is dressed! What an authoritarian wannabe!

"I've got a booger on my finger named Ned and he is my only friend."

[leftofcool]

2. "Veterans came to you and said their suicide was................?"

What? You raised them from the dead with your shitty music? They came to you as ghosts? Do tell.

[Generic Other]

3. That is a strange statement to make

I imagine he went to the underworld himself. Smells of pitch and sulphur, doesn't he?

[skip fox]

4. See the Huffington Post clip. I didn't make much up.

He's going to put a hard-working CAPTIONer out of business>

[herding cats]

6. I noticed that too!

I re-read it to make sure that was what it said. He's the GOP's very own Witch of Endor!

[arely staircase]

11. right? nt

[skip fox]

5. "Now listen closely . . .

Rifles can sing to you if you listen close enough. . . . and they will put on the little toupees that they wear in your darkest dreams and peal the pink scum from your eyes until you can see the world is one big flame hotter than Satan's scalding n*ts, and all you got is your dick and a pack of smokes and an AK-47 spitting out death and exploding heads, and . . . (blah, blah, blah). . . Just how is that insane? I'd like to know!""

[tavernier]

7. "Just two more points"...

[SummerSnow]

8. This is the finger I used to smear my poppies draws back in the day...wanna sniff?

[n2doc]

9. "I had to buy this shirt, because I sure never earned it"

[MisterP]

10. America's Gary Glitter--and he's in camo?

[Erose999]

12. There's only one suicide that should be important to Ted Nugent...

his own!

Dead on in jail.... you promised Ted.

[hifiguy]

13. "Good question. Yes, I AM ignorant and a complete dumbass.

A dumbass of galactic proportions. Next!"