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Meet the Planet's Current Biggest Asshole Next To His Former Boss Romney: Edward Conard.

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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/the-purpose-of-spectacular-wealth--according-to-a-spectacularly-wealthy-guy.html?page=1

I think guys like this are the reason they invented guillotines.

Unlike his former colleagues, Conard wants to have an open conversation about wealth. He has spent the last four years writing a book that he hopes will forever change the way we view the superrich’s role in our society. “Unintended Consequences: Why Everything You’ve Been Told About the Economy Is Wrong,” to be published in hardcover next month by Portfolio, aggressively argues that the enormous and growing income inequality in the United States is not a sign that the system is rigged. On the contrary, Conard writes, it is a sign that our economy is working. And if we had a little more of it, then everyone, particularly the 99 percent, would be better off. This could be the most hated book of the year.

Oh . . . . it gets better. And by "better", I mean much . . . MUCH more shameless . . .

The financial crisis, he writes, was not the result of corrupt bankers selling dodgy financial products. It was a simple, old-fashioned run on the banks, which, he says, were just doing their job. There are a huge number of people in our economy who want ready access to their savings — pension-fund managers, insurance companies and you and me with our bank accounts. And because economic growth comes from long-term investments in things like housing, factories and research, the central role of banks, Conard says, is to turn the short-term assets of nervous savers into risky long-term loans that help the economy grow.

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Conard concedes that the banks made some mistakes, but the important thing now, he says, is to provide them even stronger government support. He advocates creating a new government program that guarantees to bail out the banks if they ever face another run. As for exotic derivatives, Conard doesn’t see a problem. He argues that collateralized-debt obligations, credit-default swaps, mortgage-backed securities and other (now deemed toxic) financial products were fundamentally sound. They were new tools that served a market need for the world’s most sophisticated investors, who bought them in droves. And they didn’t cause the panic anyway, he says; the withdrawals did.

Seriously, the more you read what this guy's about, the more dumbfounded you become that anyone can truly be this big of an asshole, as if a stratospheric bar has now been set.

A central problem with the U.S. economy, he told me, is finding a way to get more people to look for solutions despite these terrible odds of success. Conard’s solution is simple. Society benefits if the successful risk takers get a lot of money. For proof, he looks to the market. At a nearby table we saw three young people with plaid shirts and floppy hair. For all we know, they may have been plotting the next generation’s Twitter, but Conard felt sure they were merely lounging on the sidelines. “What are they doing, sitting here, having a coffee at 2:30?” he asked. “I’m sure those guys are college-educated.” Conard, who occasionally flashed a mean streak during our talks, started calling the group “art-history majors,” his derisive term for pretty much anyone who was lucky enough to be born with the talent and opportunity to join the risk-taking, innovation-hunting mechanism but who chose instead a less competitive life. In Conard’s mind, this includes, surprisingly, people like lawyers, who opt for stable professions that don’t maximize their wealth-creating potential. He said the only way to persuade these “art-history majors” to join the fiercely competitive economic mechanism is to tempt them with extraordinary payoffs.

"It’s not like the current payoff is motivating everybody to take risks,” he said. “We need twice as many people. When I look around, I see a world of unrealized opportunities for improvements, an abundance of talented people able to take the risks necessary to make improvements but a shortage of people and investors willing to take those risks. That doesn’t indicate to me that risk takers, as a whole, are overpaid. Quite the opposite.” The wealth concentrated at the top should be twice as large, he said. That way, the art-history majors would feel compelled to try to join them.

Eddie . . . in my world, I would put a double secret probation tax on your insular sanctimonious ass for your idiocy.

You would never have made it to where you are at all if it weren't for public wealth and governmental services. You think all of this money is made out of a vacuum, as if we, us know-nothing peons are merely meant to just spend, fill your pockets and shut the hell up while doing so?

A run on banks didn't put millions out of work, profiteering did.

Hundreds of thousands of jobs aren't outsourced because of risk taking, it's because of GREED.

You're "extremely productive" class doesn't think that "life is unfair" . . . it's just that they think it shouldn't be fair for anyone except Y'ALL.

My God . . . THIS is what America worships? THIS is who we give all the money to and it STILL isn't enough for them??

Yeah, give the future of America to THESE guys and watch it drown in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Meet the Planet's Current Biggest Asshole Next To His Former Boss Romney: Edward Conard. (Original post)	HughBeaumont	May 2012	OP
Vive la revolution!	The Velveteen Ocelot	May 2012	#1
And most brutally.	HughBeaumont	May 2012	#2
How..... Romnyesque	cali	May 2012	#3
Arrogant ungrateful greedy a$$hole.	SammyWinstonJack	May 2012	#4
Well, because they're "teachers" and we're merely their "students". How magnanimous of them.	HughBeaumont	May 2012	#6
There should be a special place in hell for people like this.	Tennessee Gal	May 2012	#5
The most vile pushers of "the rich earned their wealth with hard work and	safeinOhio	May 2012	#7
And the biggest hypocrites on Earth.	HughBeaumont	May 2012	#9
Typical shark	EC	May 2012	#8
He was on Morning Joe today	PatSeg	May 2012	#10
Even Willie came down on him.	Gidney N Cloyd	May 2012	#14
I know	PatSeg	May 2012	#15
He's Probably Done Nothing But Softball Interviews...	KharmaTrain	May 2012	#16
I'm sure he was expecting Joe	PatSeg	May 2012	#17
Oh, I'm pretty sure that toothy grinning jackass Kernen will have him on Squawk Box soon enough.	HughBeaumont	May 2012	#21
Shorter Edward Conard	gratuitous	May 2012	#11
And the reward for failure	PatSeg	May 2012	#12
Nothing will ever be enough for them.	raouldukelives	May 2012	#13
Conard est un gros connard	aint_no_life_nowhere	May 2012	#18
LOLOLOL! Is this guy trying to FUCK UP the Plutocracy, or help them?	Zalatix	May 2012	#19
Ecccch . . . already the fawning pre-reviews are stenching up Amazon.	HughBeaumont	May 2012	#20