"Au contraire: Happiness is a HOT gun!" . . . Please come CAPTION Wayne LaPierre!!!

[skip fox]

Wayne (I'm so white, I get blinded looking in the mirror&quot LaPierre is saying: "Listen, the N.R.A. is neither racist or sexist, and I resent it when people call us that! . . . But if you look closely, it's the same people who shoved an African-American down our throats for a President, and want to do so with a women! . . . Imagine!"


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Above CAPTION based (rather closely, unfortunately) on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/04/12/nras-wayne-lapierre-on-clinton-and-obama-eight/203250

[skip fox]

1. "Jesus today, if he had to live under Obama, would

be strapped."

[ryan_cats]

2. It's a warm gun and the gun in question was a heroin needle. For you Beatle fans.

It's a warm gun and the gun in question was a heroin needle.

Geez, how long is Pepe Le Pierre going ride this train?

[spanone]

3. FUCKWAYNE

[skip fox]

4. "Concerning all arms!

The 'safety' is for sissies."

[Orsino]

5. Unhappiness, of course, is overcompensating for erectile dysfunction...

...or prostituting oneself for gun manufacturers.

[BainsBane]

6. 666

[SwankyXomb]

7. "People must be allowed to armed to the teeth"

"Except at our conventions"

[skip fox]

8. "I figure wack 'em all and let God sort them out.

After all, I'm a religious man."