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muriel_volestrangler

(106,599 posts)
Mon Apr 13, 2015, 12:17 PM Apr 2015

Jeb unleashes his mighty golden sword 'Chang' and gives it to Rubio

It's Florida, of course:

Gov. Bush & his mystical buddy

After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.

Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: ''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.
''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

''I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior,'' he said, as the crowd roared.

http://www.gainesville.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050918/COLUMNS/50917061/1096/editorials

Noted on DU at the time, and now it has come up again: http://nomoremister.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/the-rubiobush-sword-story-preppiness.html
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Jeb unleashes his mighty golden sword 'Chang' and gives it to Rubio (Original Post) muriel_volestrangler Apr 2015 OP
Are these guys on drugs? nt MrScorpio Apr 2015 #1
conservative geeks just eat that kind of shit up notadmblnd Apr 2015 #2
Chang vs Aqua Buddha. Is this politics or Cartoon Network? NightWatcher Apr 2015 #3

notadmblnd

(23,720 posts)
2. conservative geeks just eat that kind of shit up
Mon Apr 13, 2015, 12:26 PM
Apr 2015

don't they? Grown men, playing with toy swords, SMDH.

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