Marco Rubio trails Hillary's 'Hispanic Outreach' with now-obligatory visit to Chipotle's

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In exclusive footage obtained by IJReview...Here are the unabridged adventures of newly minted presidential candidate Marco Rubio, ordering at the Union Station Chipotle in Washington D.C., on the evening of April 15th.


Rubio stands in line, wearing a blue tie and shirt. (Hispanic outreach?)



...he points. Hungover?



...close-up of point.



...change? Welp, nope!



...thumbs-up



No water?

Rush Limbaugh on Wednesday:

(Rubio's) not gonna have to do what Hillary is doing (imitating Hillary), "I want to go out, I want to be your champion. I want to be your champion, everyday people."

He's not gonna walk into Chipotle...

Oops!

[Laurian]

1. More evidence that R's rarely have an original thought. N/T

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2. ha!

...I wonder if anyone actually recognized him?

[Keefer]

3. Is it

Chipolte or Chipotle? I've seen it spelled both ways and don't know which is correct.

[bigtree]

4. good catch

...I think 'Chipotle'

[sufrommich]

5. Chipotles is now the Godfather of politics.

One must pay one's respect or suffer the consequences.

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6. next come the ultimate Chipotle tests

...guac or salsa?

Taco or Burrito? Pintos or black beans?

[Iggo]

8. And even more important: White or Brown rice?

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9. soft or hard

...tortilla?

[Cha]

12. lol

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7. kick

[area51]

10. Thirsty?

?5

[Cha]

11. Copy cat... they don't a damn original thought in their collective head.

mahalo bigtree~

[Ken Burch]

13. A visit which was very quickly followed, no doubt,

by a rapid visit to the men's room at Chipotle's.

[Ken Burch]

14. And, when told about this, Dubya no doubt said

"well, he is a Meskin', after all".

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16. lol !!!!

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15. Thank God they have water!