New spray makes you ‘instantly drunk,’ and only lasts a few seconds

[cynatnite]

A French American scientist has invented a new alcohol spray that instantly intoxicates the user. However, the effects are nearly as brief, wearing off in a matter of moments.

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The short-term effects are reportedly due to the 0.075 millileter dosage. In other words, it would take 1,000 sprays to equal the level of alcohol contained in one conventional drink.

The spray bottle itself was created by French product designer Philippe Starck and will be sold for about $26.

Reportedly, not only does the sensation of being drunk wear off almost immediately but the user would also supposedly be able to pass a breathalyzer test, verifying that they are no longer under the influence of alcohol.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/spray-makes-instantly-drunk-only-lasts-few-seconds-231548193.html

[Fumesucker]

1. Instant beer goggles.. Amazing.. n/t

[Bennyboy]

2. Instant asshole!

[TheWraith]

3. So what the hell is the point, exactly?

Call me crazy, but a few seconds doesn't sound like much fun.

[jberryhill]

7. Yes, but you remember them

There was one night back in the 80's, where I can't account for about six hours.

All I know for sure is that I somehow lost a shirt, I had some kind of weird glitter all over me, and I woke up in room full of people I'd never met before.

But, hey, we've all had mornings like that.

[teenagebambam]

13. Oh, was that YOU?!?

[jberryhill]

14. Yeah, uh...

You didn't happen to know what happened to the key for the padlock, do you?

[DJ13]

4. Wheres the fun in a few seconds?

I dont get this product.

[guitar man]

5. Eh, no thanks

This sounds more fun

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[DevonRex]

11. That's my favorite John Prine song.

Probably because I had many mornings when my bowl of oatmeal stared me down.

[dionysus]

18. i didn't know you were into Prine. i do believe i've left my saddle in the rain...

[DevonRex]

19. That one totally

gave me the heebiejeebies. Can't remember when I first heard it but I was pretty young. Thinking of God eating me like a sacrament. OMG. Anyway, I got over it. And yeah, I love John Prine. And Melanie. Still love Melanie.

I dreamed they locked God up
Down in my basement
And he waited there for me
To have this accident
So he could drink my wine
And eat me like a sacrament
And I just stood there like I do
Then I came and went
I came and went
Like a bird in a foreign sky
Couldn't even say good bye
Or come and share the pain
My Saddle's in the rain

[rhiannon55]

23. ...and won.

I love John Prine.

[DevonRex]

36. The oatmeal

always wins. Every damn time.

[klook]

6. For Type A partiers

who are really efficient and want to get back to work as soon as possible.

They can get loaded, hit on somebody, get laid, sober up, and hate themselves afterward, all in the space of 20 seconds.

[jberryhill]

8. Sounds like you know the drill pretty well

[klook]

12. Fortunately, not

But I've read stuff by those who do.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

25. Don Draper Vapour for the 21st century lunch break. n/t

[aquart]

26. You can get laid in under twenty seconds?

Is that some kind of contest? Like eating cinnamon?

[JNelson6563]

34. The Sun Staring Contest

Those are always short.

[cynatnite]

32. Sounds perfect for a republican. n/t

[Blue Owl]

9. Why does John Boehner immediately come to mind?

n/t

[Marrah_G]

10. What the heck would be the point?

[pnwmom]

21. That's what I'm wondering . . . .

[Edweird]

15. Sounds interesting, but nitrous is probably still more fun.....

[MrScorpio]

16. Sounds like a great way to destroy a few more thousand dopamine receptors through abuse

And it's expensive and fashionable too.

[Tumbulu]

17. It could be useful for anxiety disorder

issues...panic attacks, etc. Couldn't it?

[rucky]

27. or possibly alcoholism?

though it may have the opposite effect, too.

[Jamastiene]

20. It is a damned expensive way to get drunk though.

Spinning around in circles for about a minute will do the same thing and cost nothing.

[Historic NY]

22. For $26.00 I can get smashed at home.

[Mopar151]

24. Don't beleive the hype...

The alcahol has to get into your bloodstream to work. It's true you can get hammered on fumes (it's how I was shown to drink grappa {Portugese Moonshine}), or from a wine enema, or even shooting up alcahol - but the ol' liver is the only way it leaves.

[2on2u]

28. And the logical conclusion is the makers of

viagra are looking at this very closely..... and after that clubbers will be thinking of ways to get that into the ac ducts.

[HappyMe]

29. Pointless invention of the year.

[LynneSin]

30. I think I'd rather use that $26 to buy 2 good sixpacks of Dog Fish IPA90

At least I would have something I would enjoy drinking.

[MineralMan]

31. Why would anyone want this?

It makes no sense at all.

[whatchamacallit]

33. Cool, I can spray in my car, take out a bus stop, and the effects wear off before I get pulled over!

[ellisonz]

35. I'll keep taking my alcohol in whipped cream form!