"Like om-alala pist-mini-awha piknotty wer-woo!" . . . Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!

[skip fox]

Michele ("In for a penny, throw away the store!&quot Bachmann is saying: "Listen, Bret, The Rapture is a good thing, . . . a great thing! . . . The Greatest!!! . . . but Obama is a bad man, . . . an evil man!. . . . So how can an evil man cause a great thing? . . . You gotta think logically. . . . An evil man, in a terrible time (like the end times!), having detestable motives, doing wretched deeds, with the very worst of mankind . . . Well, that's like a double-triple negative or something . . . Therefore The Rapture! . . . It's obvious."


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Above CAPTION based (rather closely, believe it or not) on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/20/michele-bachmann-obama-rapture_n_7104136.html

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Michele,get off the stage.

You are still a Idiot.

[skip fox]

2. "My favorite philosopher is Winnie The Pooh.

It used to be Dr. Seuss, but he uses too many hard words."

[randome]

3. "The Rapture means I can finally divorce Marcus. Squeeeee!!!!"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. These ear rings enable me to speak directly to God

[skip fox]

5. "They asked me to host America's Funniest Bloopers. They

said that I'd be perfect for the part. . . . I wonder what they must have meant."