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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsG.O.P. Chairman Warns Against Hatred for Hillary Peaking Too Soon/ overheard by Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In an urgent memo to the field of G.O.P. Presidential candidates, the Republican National Committee chairman, Reince Priebus, praised them for their relentless personal attacks on Hillary Clinton, but warned that their hatred for the former Secretary of State might be peaking too early.
Priebus called the candidates ongoing evisceration of Clinton magnificent, but expressed his concern that no human beings, even an impressive group like yourselves, could possibly sustain such a high intensity of throbbing hatred for an entire year and a half.
Remember, this is a marathon, not a sprint, he wrote. You need to leave some hate in the tank.
In the conclusion of his memo, Priebus advised the candidates to take an occasional day off from hating Clinton so that they could return to despising her with renewed freshness and vigor.
Responding to the R.N.C. directive, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said that he understood Priebuss concerns, but assured him that, at the end of the day, they were groundless. Anyone who doesnt think Im capable of spewing an infinite stream of vitriol and bile doesnt know what Im made of, he said, pointing with pride to his long record of hating President Obama.
www.borowitzreport.com
by the way, a reminder, if you take out all the vowels from
Reince Priebus you get
RNC PR BS
(he's good at it)
Mira
underpants
(182,603 posts)Whether on the radio or on TV one hour should be Hillary hating and the next not. Each host could do odd or even day Hillary hating sort of like they did in the 70's with gas rationing.
world wide wally
(21,738 posts)"How much do you hate Hilary Clinton"?
Then we can hear each one of them trying to outdo each other.
It would make for entertaining tv...at least until you had to get up and go vomit.
louis-t
(23,267 posts)1. Candidates enter the venue, fire their guns in the air, proceed to podium.
2. "How much do you hate Hilary Clinton"? segment, followed by
3. "Yo momma so ugly..." segment.
erronis
(15,181 posts)These guys are all supreme dicks and could probably admire Hillary several times a day.
Don't they have anything positive to contribute? Obviously their spawn isn't.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)You need to leave some hate in the tank.
Orsino
(37,428 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Slow down tiger. Save the Andrew Malcolm articles for a little closer to go time!!!!!!!!! Don't want to be too transparent too early.
RecoveringJournalist
(148 posts)This is excellent satire. But I wouldn't be surprised if something like this actually happened.
Gothmog
(144,919 posts)liberal N proud
(60,332 posts)One can tell the difference with republicans, they apt to do anything!
iandhr
(6,852 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Forgetting that Ellen is popular.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)There is only so much bullshit to fling...
Madmiddle
(459 posts)Republicans are good at hating. It's their one and only platform.