So, is Mitt Romney a Cylon or a Replicant?

[backscatter712]

Let's face it, Mitt Romney just can't pass a Turing Test. There's something a little off about him. Maybe the overly mechanical way in which he walks. Maybe it's his failed attempts to convincingly use human idioms in basic conversation. But I think that what really gives him away is his complete lack of empathy towards human beings.

Anyways, what kind of plastic man is Mitt? We've got a couple choices.

He could be a Replicant...


Or, he could be a Cylon...


What do you think?

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	I think he's a Replicant! Give him a Voight-Kampff Test to be sure.
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	I think he's a Cylon. We could have a frakking toaster for a president!
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	Who knows? He's a skinjob!
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	Maybe he's a Visitor from V. Can he unhinge his jaw to swallow a rat whole?
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[BOG PERSON]

1. why isn't mitt helping the tortoise?

[backscatter712]

2. Tortoise? What's that? n/t

[jp11]

7. See here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=JtbS_dxHbfA#t=2m30s

[backscatter712]

20. Never seen a turtle before. But I understand what you mean.

Do you make up these questions or do they write 'em down for you?

[tjwash]

22. My mother? I'll tell you about my mother...

[phleshdef]

3. Cylons are way more human acting than Romney. I think he is a humonculous.

IE... The Furher from Full Metal Alchemist. All he needs is a mustache and and eye patch.

[backscatter712]

4. He could be a Terminator...

except Terminators are bigger than Mitt and speak with an Austrian accent.

[hifiguy]

5. I'd bet Disney is missing one of its audio-animatronic robots.

And Mitt the Shitt is Itt.

[Uncle Joe]

6. He's Ferengi

Thanks for the thread, backscatter.

[cynatnite]

10. I was going to say Borg, but this is more apt. n/t

[siligut]

13. I was thinking Borg too. nt

[backscatter712]

14. Naw, he's a Founder!

Changes his positions, probably changes his shape too to fit in!

Or he could be a Cardassian.

[cynatnite]

18. He could be Gul Dukat...

My trekness is showing...I know. LOL

[siligut]

19. Ex-mormons often call the Mormon church the morg, a play on the Borg

In part, due to the hive mind and the "resistance is futile" part. But you are right, Mitt is worse.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. He's like HAL when his memory banks were being wiped out

"Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid."

I can hear Romney singing 'Daisy Daisy' in that lame singing voice of his.

[backscatter712]

25. So that's what happens when you shake the Etch-A-Sketch... n/t

[backscatter712]

9. He could be a synthetic, like Ash from Alien...

[lumberjack_jeff]

24. Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. n/t

[longship]

11. He wouldn't save his mother from Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall

That's right. He's a Vogon!

"Resistance is futile!"

[backscatter712]

12. Mitt's poetry could be used as a weapon of mass destruction! n/t

[L0oniX]

15. Neither. In case you hadn't noticed, he's The Avengers arch enemy ...Loki.

[Generic Other]

16. He's one of the humans who collaborated with the Cylons

Way worse if you ask me.

[Rex]

17. I can see what most people are going to pick!

[backscatter712]

23. Open wide!!!

[Rex]

30. LOL!

[Pathwalker]

21. He's a Ken Doll: pretty outside, hollow inside.

He really, really has no core!

[backscatter712]

26. No wonder he also has a plastic family!

How would a human woman cope with a Ken Doll husband? He'd pretty much have to have a Barbie for a wife!

[Javaman]

27. Don't insult Pris or Rachel...

they were the hot replicants.

And as a teen, that's all that mattered. LOL

[backscatter712]

29. Yeah, Mitt's more like Leon.

See the posts close to the top of this thread...

[Sheepshank]

28. Oh...I thought you meant repellant n/t