To Be Clear: Kirstie Alley NOT Linked in Bridge Scandal

[underpants]

A Twitter user named Phillip Winn took the actual New York Times headline "Christie Ally to Plead Guilty in New Jersey Bridge Closings" and illustrated it with a photo of Ms. Alley, who has not been linked to the scandal in any way.

http://nytimes.com/live/chris-christie-bridgegate-scandal/clarification-kristie

Sorry bad link - can't cut and paste in this stupid phone.

The Washington Post has a funny headline "Either Christie ally or Kirstie Alley to plead guilty today. But probably the former. "

[pinboy3niner]

1. It's a little known fact, Normie...

...that Rebecca was behind all the corruption in New Jersey.

[underpants]

21. Ya know there Norm....

In many languages inanimate objects are assigned a gender. In French, for instance, what we call a bridge they call bridgette.

[pinboy3niner]

22. "Cliffie, that's just a steaming pile of Cliff Clavin (pardon my French)."

[underpants]

23. Cliff:

BTW - I do a spot on Cliff Clavin...or so I'm told

[pinboy3niner]

29. If you ever have trouble getting out of character there's always Cliff's aversion therapy...

[louis-t]

2. Wha-?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Well, there was the time that Zooey Deschanel bombed Boston.

?1366609862

Oh, sweet, beautiful, quirky Zooey, where did you ever go wrong?

[pinboy3niner]

5. That was classic, lol!

I blame her parents, obviously.

[Ryano42]

4. To block a sound, functioning bridge would be illogical...

[onehandle]

7. Beat me with the Saavik photo. nt

[underpants]

11. :-)

We are currently binge watch the original series on Netflix. My 9 year old loves it.

[calimary]

25. Us too! We've got it on DVD though.

[PeaceNikki]

6. There's a "Fat Actress" joke in there somewhere.

Us old-timers will get that.

[madinmaryland]

12. Grrrrr!

[PeaceNikki]

19. Oh, you know it crossed your mind, too.

[madinmaryland]

27. Damn straight I did! Almost alerted!!!

[underpants]

24. |

How big of a buttress did this bridge have?

[DJ13]

26. Leave her buttress out of this!

[pinboy3niner]

32. ...

[sufrommich]

8. lol !. nt

[pinboy3niner]

9. Kirstie Alley tweeted about it this morning:

Kirstie Alley
✔ ?@kirstiealley

And THIS is how rumors once again get started...jeez...hasn't even been a week since my last accusation...

6:14 AM - 1 May 2015

[stevenleser]

14. Her Twitter is a thing of beauty today.

https://twitter.com/kirstiealley

[underpants]

18. :-(

I've never gotten to see her Twitter

[pinboy3niner]

10. Tweet from a fan: Kirstie Alley expected to plead guilty for BEING FABULOUS

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-05-01/no-kirstie-alley-is-not-pleading-guilty-in-bridgegate

[stevenleser]

13. That's actually pretty funny!

[pinboy3niner]

15. "Muahahahahahaha!"

[stevenleser]

16. OMG I totally used that. PM me if you want credit

https://twitter.com/stevenleser/status/594201742708973568

[pinboy3niner]

17. Thanks, but no credit necessary

I just get a chuckle thinking of some of the Cheers characters' reactions to Kirstie's pending guilty plea.

[Orsino]

20. We've got to let the system work, if we want to identify the bad actor. n/t

[Historic NY]

28. Thank God...

actually she is looking good these days, saw her on the Nutriystems commercial Its those eyes.

[hfojvt]

30. she is guilty, however,

of changing her hair

[pinboy3niner]

31. And apparently she thought it was time for some elevator problems on Star Trek