Bill O’Reilly’s New Stand Up Show Makes Your Racist, Drunk Uncle Look Enlightened (VIDEO)

[chalmers]

Fox Host Bill O’Reilly somehow managed to create new material so offensive that his own right wing network was too politically correct to host it. So, he’s created a stand-up comedy tour that makes your racist, drunken uncle look like progressive.

There will be a strict “no recording” policy during O’Reilly’s “Don’t Be a Pinhead” tour due to the inclusion of material that he might consider “no holds barre,”, but most understand as sexist, racist and the same tired old bigotry.

The show, which O’Reilly co-hosts with conservative radio host Dennis Miller, will include a whole series of racist impressions. You know the stupid Chinese accent games most of us grew out of at about high school age? Bill isn’t over it. He will be performing his number one favorite: a sketch where he plays a Chinese worker who donated pantsuits to the Clinton Foundation improperly.

“We don’t want them back,” O’Reilly squawks in what he imagines to be a Chinese accent. “They don’t fit anyone here in this country.”

But in case you were about to call Old Bill regressive, he’s updated his material to take in recent events. He now has a section on the Baltimore protests in which he puts on an accent which CNN Money’s Tom Kludt could only describe as “an unusual intonation that made him difficult to understand.”

O’Reilly used this bizarre accent to mock the city’s most impoverished residents, saying:

“We need jobs, we need jobs down here, we need jobs,” before reverting to his speaking voice and replying,

“Great, burn the CVS down, that’ll help out.”

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/05/05/bill-oreillys-new-stand-up-show-makes-your-racist-drunk-uncle-look-enlightened-video/

[A HERETIC I AM]

1. This is an actual thing?

Wow. I am curious what their ticket sales are like.

I'm betting they are going to be careful about picking venues. If you rent a 15,000 seat auditorium but can't fill it, your tour gets expensive real fast.

Stay in 1500 seat theaters and they might find enough humorless dipshits to fill seats to watch two humorless dipshits on stage

[Buzz Clik]

2. Sweet Jeebus.

http://www.ticketmaster.com/Bill-OReilly-tickets/artist/873995


They have essentially sold out their June 5 stop in Cleveland.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. First 3 venues at your link....

2400 capacity in Cleveland
2500 capacity in Memphis
3100 in St. Louis

Yeah....they aren't going to be playing too many Basketball arenas.

[bullwinkle428]

4. I'm so old I can remember when Dennis Miller was genuinely funny.

[tularetom]

7. Wow, you must be like 97

I was born before WWII, I was in my mid 30's when SNL started and I honestly can't remember that time.

[Buzz Clik]

8. Likewise. He was good in Joe Dirt and as the anchor on SNL.

[Aerows]

5. My bigoted, racist drunk uncle

makes O'Reilly look like an amateur. There is a reason why I am scarce around holidays - One of these days the two of us are going to have a talk, and turkey will be the least of it.

[gratuitous]

6. Somewhere in the afterlife . . .

Jean Paul Sartre reconsiders his definition of Hell.

[packman]

9. And in one venue

Front row tickets are $135-$525 and balcony seats $75 a pop. And the front row seats are sold out. Just goes to show you there is a lot of money in bullshit.

Laughing all the way to the bank.