Bachmann: Ich bin hundert Prozent Fledermaus Scheiße verrückt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

I tried translating from English to German and then back again to confirm its accuracy, so translating what's in my subject line back to English results in "I'm crazy bat shit one hundred percent" (my original entry was "I am one hundred percent bat shit crazy).

Since German is one of the three "official" languages in Switzerland (French and Italian being the other two), I know this translation will come in very handy for Michele.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[KansDem]

1. Genau!

Actually, I believe there is a fourth official language: Romansh; spoken chiefly in the mountain regions.

And, of course, English is the "unofficial" language...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Depends on where you Google it...

...the link I went to did list Romanish but not as one of the big three "official" languages. But I think that if she identifies herself as crazy in German, she'll be good to go.

[Surya Gayatri]

2. "Je suis folle à cent pourcent comme la crotte d'une chauve-souris"

French translation...