Has anyone's straight marriage failed or in trouble because of Obama endorsing gay marriage?

[cynatnite]

Read a comment on facebook that said all straight marriages are now in trouble.

[LadyHawkAZ]

1. Give it a couple hours at least!!

Causing mass failure of all straight marriages takes a little time, yanno.

[MineralMan]

2. I don't know yet.

I haven't talked to my wife since the announcement.

[villager]

3. Nah. Mine failed a decade ago when the Ex started stepping out.

I lay the blame at the feet of Bush n' Cheney!

[treestar]

4. I'm waiting impatiently to find out

What will become of the Bachmann and Palin marriages. Doomer for sure!

[HubertHeaver]

5. I have had two failed straight marriages. Clearly, they failed in anticipation of Obama

endorsing gay marriage.

[SunsetDreams]

6. I must sadly report

that my husband just called me and said it's over!!! Waaaaah!!!

[Arkana]

7. I heard that Newt Gingrich traded Callista in for a younger model as soon as the interview was over.

[Greybnk48]

8. I just proposed to my Shar Pei

I don't know what came over me, but I don't think it's related.

[Chorophyll]

25. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum is saying,

"see? See??? I told ya!" Woof woof.

[HereSince1628]

9. The one where the Wi pro-recall woman ran over her teahadist husband just might be.

When he starts whining about radical minority sex activists, she may just run for the SUV keys again.

[boxman15]

10. My entire life is crumbling.

Thanks a lot Obama...

[HappyMe]

11. I'm not even married

but I'm pretty positive any future marriage of mine is doomed!!1

[Moonwalk]

12. I'll be discussing this with my husband tonight...

I mean, the only reason anyone gets married is to be part of an elite club, right? And now that Obama wants it inclusive rather than exclusive, well, what's the point? Curse you Obama for ruining my twenty year marriage.

Just when you think people can't get stupider or nuttier...

[progressoid]

16. I'm not even talking to my wife about it.

I've already filed for divorce.

[marsis]

13. I think I heard

that all the Republican Congressperson's marriages are ending soon.
Time for the self loathing homophobic gay right-wing congresspeople to finally come out of the closet, but,
it only seems to be happening on the conservative side of the aisle.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. It's the WAR ON MARRIAGE!!!!

[tanyev]

15. Don't know, hubby's not home from work yet.

[REP]

17. So that's why my husband walked out the door!

And I thought he was going to work

[pinboy3niner]

18. Court TV announces Judge Toler being cloned to host 3 new Divorce Court spinoffs!1!!

[CTyankee]

19. I'm worried sick, tho...

[Raven]

20. You have posed the best and most important

question of the day.

[Chorophyll]

21. OMG we all have to get divorced right f*cking now!!!11!

I really wish some winger would explain to me precisely how my marriage is threatened by anyone else's.

[cynatnite]

24. Yep, all straight marriages are going the way of Kim Kardashian's 72 day straight marriage. n/t

[mysuzuki2]

22. My straight marriage did not fail because of gay marriage

she and I took care of that all by ourselves!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

23. He made a mockery

of my opposite sex divorce.... Sorry that one never gets old.