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n 2013, the NSA started building a $3.6 billion super computer with the goal of predicting the moves of terrorist groups before those groups themselves knew what they were going to do. And after eight hours of operation, that super computer has finally tallied the results
but Republicans arent going to like what the machine has to say.
According to the computer, named Providentia after the Roman goddess of forethought, It isnt ISIS that poses the greatest threat to Americans, nor is it another terrorist group, like Al Qaeda. It isnt another country, like Russia, China, Iran, or North Korea, either. According to Providentia, the biggest threat to America is a bit closer to home
the Republican party.
On Monday, Providentia was tasked with completing its first-ever in-depth analysis, with the subject The Top Ten Threats To The United States. From there, the super computer calculated that the Republican Party was Americas worst threat, based on countless factors, and further reported that if Republicans win the White House in 2016, or if they manage to pick up more seats in the House or Senate, the results would be catastrophic.
When we turned this machine on, none of us were expecting this to turn out the way it did, says Mike Jacobs, the NSAs chief researcher on the Providentia project and a self-described Republican. It was pretty shocking, for sure. But it operated within its parameters precisely how it was supposed to. There wasnt any partisan manipulation here. This just happens to be the result of the data [Providentia] crunched.
Read more: http://nationalreport.net/republicans-dangerous-isis-according-nsa-super-computer/
gordianot
(15,237 posts)unblock
(52,199 posts)gordianot
(15,237 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)but still funny nonetheless.
gordianot
(15,237 posts)Chaos theory practically demands it, the absolute nut cases in the Republican Party are too long to list and are staggering.
hay rick
(7,606 posts)Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)So of course it's satire.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)"This just proves who the biggest threat is
scientists. They havent given our society anything of value, and they pull stuff like this on top of that. Its despicable.
Well, OK Ted. No more air travel for you. No more modern medicine. No more telephones, Internet, radio, television, automobiles. It's horse and buggy for you, dude.
NBachers
(17,107 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)chknltl
(10,558 posts)Who paid so many of our fellow DUers to post that this is satire? Has anyone followed up by contacting admin to let them know that we've been hacked?
Unknown Beatle
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