There are places to hide guns, and then...

[Archae]

Up this guy's bum?

Police Find Stolen Gun In New Jersey Man's Butt

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/05/police-find-stolen-gun-new-jersey-mans

[onehandle]

1. That should be a requirement for concealed carry. nt

[hunter]

5. I'd like to see how the gun manufacturers would respond to that.

They'd probably have to hire some sex toy designers.

The most comfortable concealed carry weapon we sell!

And for those who like to compare guns to penises... oh my.

[Cyrano]

8. How long before a manufacturer comes out with

a gun that vibrates?

[KansDem]

2. 25-caliber?

Must not be that big an asshole.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. It fit right in next to his brain.

[lame54]

4. I guess that completes the penis metaphor

[justamama83]

6. Have to love the people of my state.....

He was a Darwin award in the making

[randome]

7. The only thing that can stop a butt with a gun is...

...dysentery?
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[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Somebody must've told him to shove his gun up his ass.

And he did. Good boy.

[yellowcanine]

10. He was prepping for a possible road rage scenario on the G.W. Bridge.

[yellowcanine]

11. Brings new meaning to "Background Check."

[randome]

12. Apparently it's a thing in Japan. But then isn't everything a thing in Japan?

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