Breaking: Jeb Bush resigns as George W Bush's brother

[ghostsinthemachine]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jeb-bush-resigns-george-w-bushs-brother

[madokie]

1. Poll: Majority of Americans Would Support Jeb Bush Painting

Andy Borowitz is one of the best satirist out there. methinks

Poll: Majority of Americans Would Support Jeb Bush Painting
By Andy Borowitz



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A new poll released today shows that an overwhelming majority of Americans would support the idea of former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush taking up painting.

According to the poll, which has a margin of error of plus or minus three percentage points, seventy-four per cent of those surveyed “strongly agreed” with the statement: “Jeb Bush painting would be a really good thing for the United States and also for the rest of the world.”

A spokesman for Mr. Bush said that, as of yet, the former governor had made no decision to start painting but would “try to make up his mind by the end of the year” at the latest.

“Gov. Bush wants to serve his country and if he can best do that by painting, so be it,” the spokesman said.

[Brother Buzz]

5. Borowitz is my benchmark for all social criticism and political satire

[niyad]

2. I wish that the entire bfee would resign from the world.

[UTUSN]

3. R#1 & K for, bwah-ha-HAH!1 n/t

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

6. Rec'd for the great headline :) n/t

[hifiguy]

7. Knew it was Borowitz

but clicked and laughed anyway.

He has a genuine scalpel wit.