"I'm a much Latino as Charleston Heston was!" . . . Please come CAPTION Jeb Bush!!!

[skip fox]

Last edited Wed May 27, 2015, 09:46 AM - Edit history (1)

Jeb ("Opaque is just translucent inside out.&quot Bush is saying: "What I meant by saying that, . . . it's really very simple, see, . . . about liberating Iraq . . . if what you mean by 'what we know now' is something indefinite, like dreams or so-called climate science, like 'what we think we know we mean,' coming up on us wavering like an old ox cart with uneven wheels, then heck no, Roberto! . . . But , if what you mean by 'what we know now' is more something more certain, almost definitely sure and barreling down the freeway like a sleek tour-bus filled with country Western stars, certain as plain geometry and God, then, ya, why not? . . . I mean 'no,' of course not! . . . I wouldn't have invaded Iraq, even if I would have. . . Like I said, it's really very simple. . . . I don't know how I can be more clear."




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Above CAPTION based on the events of mid-May, 2015, during which Bust claimed that "knowing what we know today," he'd still invade Iraq, only to realize such a statement was obviously insane, then to recant, twisting in the winds of his own rhetoric, as they say, by the 16th. Here's a Huffington Post play-by-play of his dervished turmoils:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/16/jeb-bush-iraq-2016_n_7297686.html

[underpants]

1. Look, I misinterpreted the question because the blonde lady asked it English and I am Hispanic

No, I am. I have some old paperwork that proves it.

[skip fox]

2. Jeb is saying:

"Who else eats burritos for breakfast? . . . Rubio? . . . Hah. . . . I went over to his house one morning and it was all frosted corn flakes and grits and cupcakes stuff. . . . Hell, he used to smoke Kools!"