Today's Special? Cranium Fecal Stew! . . . Please come CAPTION Scott Walker!!!
Scott ("I think I left the flamethrower on at home."
Walker is saying: "Well, Bob, what makes me the best Republican candidate on foreign affairs, even better than Hillary Clinton, our former Secretary of State, is because when I was a kid I memorized the entire
Encyclopedia Britannica entry on over 32 countries! . . . My teachers couldn't believe it, . . . but they had to admit . . . . And I haven't forgotten a single word, . . . not even a comma. . . .
Talk about qualifications!!! . . . Do you know the average length in kilometers of Denmark's coastline at low tide? . . . Come on, . . . ask, . . . ask me!"
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Above story based somewhat loosely (depends on your perspective) on the following
Crooks & Liars story:
http://crooksandliars.com/2015/05/scott-walker-im-most-qualified-foreign