Jeb Bush: "I was adopted"

[kpete]

[IDemo]

1. Friday - "No puedo comprender el questione".

[pscot]

2. That's what they all say

[dsc]

5. la pregunta

[Lobo27]

6. Porque yo soy adoptado?

[jberryhill]

27. Gesundheit

[BeanMusical]

14. ¿Dónde están los servicios, por favor?

[Helen Borg]

29. Yeh, that second language is messing with his little brain...

[DRoseDARs]

40. "מה הייתה השאלה?"

¯\_( ツ )_/¯

Edit: Ehh, fuck it. No idea if others can see the text, but at the rate he's going Jebya is going to make even less sense than broken unicode.

[Gothmog]

3. Great cartoon

[yortsed snacilbuper]

4. kick

[Initech]

7. And then Friday:

[freshwest]

8. Next: Kidnapped by Aliens! n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

9. If they promise to take Jeb, his brother and their foreign policy team back to Tralfamadore . . .

I wont lift a finger to stop them.

[freshwest]

11. Yeah, but Billy Pilgrim kept coming back. Although the sex was great, we'll blame Obama:

[Helen Borg]

30. ROFL!

[skamaria]

15. I don't know Kurt might have gone to Trafalmadore when he died. I would not want to dump that dim bulb on him

N/T

[SoapBox]

10. Funny!

[Thespian2]

12. Poor Ole Jeebeejesus

puts way to much pressure on his working brain cell...probably needs a couple of joints and a pile of oxycontin...that should help him cope with being a son of a bush...

[Duval]

32. Cool comment,Thespian2! nt

[Thespian2]

37. Thanks!!

[okaawhatever]

13. K & R nt

[mountain grammy]

16. Very funny..

[C Moon]

17. Love it!!!

[eridani]

18. Someone ought to declare Barbara Bush's womb

--a Superfund cleanup site.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

21. eewwww!

[Cleita]

26. I think Randi Rhodes used to call her the fetid womb or something

like that. But to be fair and equal what do we call the sperm donor, Poppy?

[BlancheSplanchnik]

33. Effluence? Biohazard?

Just throwing out ideas...

[Dont call me Shirley]

34. ...

Soooo many evil seeds

[billhicks76]

42. You Guys Suck...He Wasn't Adopted!!!!

His father was...by Satan. Jeb is the Devils spawn but not on the merits.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. omg. thanks kpete...

That's absolutely hysterical!!

[eppur_se_muova]

22. Finally, a winning campaign slogan ! nt

[Beacool]

23. Good one.

[Liberalagogo]

24. "I was adopted."

At least that explains how he can be Hispanic.

[L0oniX]

25. ...and dropped on his head as a baby.

[hifiguy]

35. Quite a few times.

Slippery Baby Syndrome.

Bush senior was (and probably still is, to the best of his abilities) a sneaky, lying, conniving, double-dealing shitweasel, but he was never STUPID. How come all of his kids are not only crooks, but fucking morons to boot?

[L0oniX]

38. "shitweasel" LMFAO Where'd you get that one from? The Trailer Park Boys?

Adding that one to my list which includes one of my favs "asscarrot".

[hifiguy]

39. Stephen King's "Dreamcatcher"

The alien creatures that come out of various characters' um, backsides, are called shitweasels for reasons that are readily apparent in the book.

[Faux pas]

28. He can't be adopted!

He's a big old doopey dolt like the rest of the family.

[Duval]

31. K&R nt

[turbinetree]

36. At some point

I have to ask or we should be asking:

Was he dropped on his head------------I mean really.........

Was he dropped on his head, what a complete Bushie------he doesn't know who his mother is
That's just to funny---------

[UTUSN]

41. K&R n/t

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