"The poor hate money!" . . . Please come CAPTION Brit Hume!!

[skip fox]

Brit (The Square's Square) Hume is saying: "If Obama would actually pay attention to Fox News, he'd see that we don't demonize the poor, that on the contrary like Jesus, Fox loves the poor! . . . That's why we're always so disappointed to see how their laziness, militant ignorance, disdain for normal values, indeed their wholesale embrace of depravity, has to worked against their best interests. . . . You'd think they could stop smoking crack for one moment and look around. . . . But Obama doesn't care. . . . He just wants to besmirch Fox's 'fair and balanced' reputation once again!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following Fox clip on Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/05/17/foxs-brit-hume-those-in-poverty-are-responsible/203675

(The CAPTION, meant to satirize, is sadly close to what Hume actually says. It's hard with not to get scooped by these jokers.)

[underpants]

1. Take for instance, Me!

Sure I tooled around in the news media business for years and despite what everyone seemed to think I was NOT David Hartman's stunt double. Anyway I perservered and then I latched on to this new "news" network and made lots of money reading completely made up bullsh|t. Now they pay me to appear once a week as an elder statesman type and back up all the bullsh|t they've been slinging around here for the last week. I mean, come on! Get with it!

[skip fox]

2. There's one reason and one reason only that the poor don't write Fox News and complain:

they're lazy."

[KamaAina]

3. My rug is not as ugly as Rand Paul's which you cannot prove so stop saying that!

[Capt. Obvious]

4. "You know what? I'm happy."