Small Brown Bottle

[madokie]

The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy.
When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.
The pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.
He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.
Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to get a pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren’t very friendly there anyway!!!

Sometimes DU-GD just needs something to laugh about. LOL

[jtuck004]

1. You are right. And that was funny. <G> n/t

[ColesCountyDem]

2. *gigglesnort*

[MarianJack]

3. Funny!

K & R!

PEACE!

[daleanime]

4. OK, that one get's passed along....

[Binkie The Clown]

5. LOL! Forwarded to all my senior citizen friends. n/t

[KamaAina]

6. Back when there was an oil boom going on in Wyoming,

I heard tell of a guy who put his specimen in an empty pint whiskey bottle. Next thing you know, he's laughing his fool head off, and people wondered why.

Turned out someone had stolen the bottle.