@TheTweetOfGod

[geardaddy]

@TheTweetofGod is so hilarious!

God @TheTweetOfGod · May 7
The British election is still more proof that the problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people.

God @TheTweetOfGod · May 5
I know I should stop appearing in Republicans' dreams and saying "I command thee to run for President!" but dammit, it's so friggin' fun.

God @TheTweetOfGod · May 1
The bad news: climate change threatens 1 in every 6 species with extinction.

The good news: you're one of them.

[olddots]

1. does this God use mac or IBM systems ?

[geardaddy]

2. Only He knows

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Reminds me of an old joke

God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he yanked up to Heaven three influential humans: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates. "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." With another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.

Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a god. The bad news is, God's really mad and plans to end the world in a week."

In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong: there is a god after all. The worse news is God's mad and is going to end the world in a week."

Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95."

[longship]

6. Probably Linux.

He wants to remain in control. You know that's how he is.

[hrmjustin]

3. love that account.

[Electric Monk]

5. He's a former writer and producer for The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

http://www.colbertnewshub.com/tag/the-tweet-of-god/

I, too, am a big fan