A little bit of duct tape...

[F4lconF16]

[dembotoz]

1. k and r

[Freelancer]

2. Where I live...

The city police cruisers used to have "BUILDING A PARTNERSHIP" written on the upper edge of the trunk lid. After a while, almost all of them had part of the loop on the 'P' and most of the 'NER' scratched off --
making it into 'BUILDING A FART - SHIP'.

I haven't seen that slogan on city vehicles in a while.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

3. Now get it to spell "Storm Trooper" for 100% accuracy.

[lovemydog]

4. There's a cheesy ambulance chaser lawyer in Albuquerque

who has a billboard on the highway. One time it said

Ron Bell: I Sue Drunk Drivers

Some friends & I wanted to change it in the middle of the night to

Ron Bell: I Pursue Ambulance Drivers

[ManiacJoe]

5. You just know that some prosecutor

sees that and is thinking "vandalism of government property".