IT'S TEXAS...AND I'LL GUARAN-DAMN-TEE YOU THIS GUY'S STILL SINGLE

[n2doc]

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[leftofcool]

1. No woman in her right mind would come near this guy.

[HassleCat]

5. You Never Know

Remember when many pickup trucks had mudflaps with chrome-plated images of naked women? I sometimes saw women riding in those trucks, occasionally driving one. Being alone in life is no fun, and we'll make many compromises to be with someone.

[sharp_stick]

11. It would be one hell of a compromise for

someone to voluntarily stay with a piece of shit of this caliber.

[FLPanhandle]

12. I think being alone would be infinitely more fun than being with this guy.

nt

[Hoyt]

2. Let's hope he's single. But like you said, it's Texas. Remember David Koresh.

[Romeo.lima333]

3. cor 14:34 isnt what he thinks it means

as in all churches of the holy ones, women should keep quiet in the churches, for they are not allowed to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says. but if they want to learn anything, they should ask their husbands at home. for it is improper for women to speak in the church. did the word of god go forth from you? or has it come to you alone.

that's what it says. this is in no way an endorsement of it

[HassleCat]

4. Back Window

The decal in the back window is probably crossed cannons, but they do resemble penises, don't they?

[FLPanhandle]

6. Why any woman would participate any Abrahamic religion is beyond me

But some woman convince themselves it's okay to support misogynist religion, just like some woman is probably willing to partner with the above truck driving Troglodyte.

[Tom Ripley]

17. ^^^THIS^^^

[Lars39]

7. He's probably between wives #3 & #4.

[newfie11]

8. Looks like he was recently divorced by wife

Nut case

[lpbk2713]

9. Mom said he can't use her computer any more.

They're beginning to miss him in Freepville.

[Ilsa]

10. I would be perfectly happy to see this misogynist

taken to an isolated island with only like-minded men there. You know, so he won't hurt any women.

[Rex]

13. This is Texas, so that is not a sure bet.

He might have three wives.

[Oilwellian]

14. I didn't know you were in Texas

What parts? I went to high school in San Antonio. I was down there a few years ago and took the drive between SA and Ft. Worth. Couldn't believe how much the landscape has changed.

[Rex]

15. South Texas area, SA is pretty close.

Grew up in Houston. Yeah 1604 is now covered in Costcos and movie theatres. No more suburbs, it is all one big shopping mall now! Houston is the same way, Katy is now just part of Houston's north side.

[aikoaiko]

16. One must remember, even Hitler had a girlfriend.

[Agnosticsherbet]

18. I'll bet in secret he likes to be diapered and spanked when he's bad.

[Tree-Hugger]

19. Probably not

I know women - here in PA - who spew this shit.

[L0oniX]

20. Mud flaps need to be upgraded to the ones with the stripper woman profile pic ...add truck nuts too.

[Kber]

21. Personally I really appreciate the honest heads up

It lets us know, with minimal effort, that we can safely avoid him with little to no value lost to my personal life.

In a way, it's almost considerate.