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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWoman arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles
Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her sons pit bull, but she refused.
Eventually she bit Pedros acorns clean off right there in the front yard, a witness said. Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.
Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.
Officers from the Boone County Sheriffs Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.
http://seriouslyforreal.com/more/woman-arrested-for-biting-off-pit-bulls-testicles-madison-west-virginia/
Guess WV is trying to make their own version of Texas Oysters.
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Woman arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles (Original Post)
Lancero
May 2015
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leftofcool
(19,460 posts)1. Well, thank the Goddess this happened in WV and not Kentucky.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)2. Is there a full moon?
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)3. Seems to be a parody news site
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)6. I'm not so sure.
The story about the guy who spent $150,000 on plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian is the honest troof!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018702198
Fla Dem
(23,586 posts)9. Some of the weird articles posted there are real events. So don't think so. nt
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)11. Local CBS radio affiliate seems to be carrying same story
lpbk2713
(42,736 posts)4. Sounds like a day in the life of the Wasilla Hillbillies.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)5. This seems to be a trend, biting pibby balls, assault with trikes, burying with garden hose.
.
I swear, it's like every day someone somewhere does this.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)7. Now that took balls.
Fla Dem
(23,586 posts)8. What a wacko. Glad the dog will pull through. nt
Rex
(65,616 posts)10. What. The. Fuck. ?.
There is nothing left to read about on the Internets...that is IT. DONE.
smokey nj
(43,853 posts)12. Fake or not, I just don't see the humor in this story.