Lindsey Graham's Presidential Announcement

[brooklynite]

http://blog.4president.org/2016/2015/05/lindsey-grahams-presidential-announcement-on-june-1-2015-in-central-south-carolina.html

You're invited to join U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham for his Presidential Announcement

Monday, June 1 at 10:30 a.m.

Main Street - Central, South Carolina

Doors open at 9:30 a.m. The program will begin promptly at 10:30 a.m.

This event is FREE TO ATTEND, but tickets are required.

The event is outdoors so please dress comfortably. Rally signs will be provided. No outside signs or banners will be permitted.

I think he's making a mistake doing it this late; George Pataki's announcement is going to suck all of the oxygen out of the room...

[gordianot]

1. So they supply rally signs that kinda takes the surprise off the table.

How about another clown squeezes in the car.

[FSogol]

2. Free Crickets for all attendees!

Chirp.

[surrealAmerican]

3. I don't think the timing of his announcement is the issue.

Even if he had been the first, it would have made no difference.

[Freelancer]

4. Luckily, Graham is from a planet that doesn't need oxygen in the room

His species breathes Nitrous Oxide ... and that's no laughing matter.

[KamaAina]

5. "George Pataki's announcement is going to suck all of the oxygen out of the room..."

[Liberal Veteran]

6. I would go, but that just happens to be the day I change batteries in my smoke detector.

Oh well.

[Tom Ripley]

7. "The event is outdoors..." Hmmm...I thought it would be held in a closet