The Texas floods are part of the Jade Helm strategy to take over Texas.

[trumad]

Think about it: Flood the streets---people can't get away.

Obama instructed the Corp of Engineers to open the taps and flood key roads in Houston.

Fucking brilliant!!!

[TexasProgresive]

1. I knew it was Obama's fault.

[Thinkingabout]

2. Maybe it is punishment for having LGBT redidence in Texas.

[csziggy]

5. I think it is GAWD's punishment for electing assholes

Florida is awaiting its punishment.

[Thinkingabout]

7. I have to admit Texas has produced this biggest dang bunch of assholes.

Topping the list would be Cruz but really we have given Bush and really Cheney also and have shared those assholes with the nation.

[csziggy]

14. And Florida has elected the creepiest asshole ever

With Rick Scott. I'm just ashamed that my stated re-elected this thing. I truly hope that Scott's hope to be elected as Senator someday never happens!

[RKP5637]

27. Truly amazing. All the evidence of what a crook and sleaze he is, all the people saying

they would never vote for him, And then we have it, another term of creepiness. Just more of my endless WTF's.

[Oblivious-Ness]

15. Texas has such a great number to choose from...

What about:
1. Louie Gomert
2. Jerry Jones
3. David Koresh
4. Mark David Chapman (John Lennon's killer)

[clarice]

21. We've also produced a number of GREAT people. Don't ask me....look it up. nt

[Thinkingabout]

24. I know Texas has produce many great people, as you will notice my avatar is Ann Richards, Ted Cruz

is not a shining star.

[LanternWaste]

29. The former doesn't deny the latter.

The former doesn't deny the latter. But I can understand one wanting to establish a bright, sunshiny dialog about imaginary red and blue lines... regardless of whether you look that up or not.

[clarice]

31. "establish a bright, sunshiny dialog" Is that a bad thing? nt

[workinclasszero]

20. And with climate change, Florida is gonna get it!

[csziggy]

23. But where I live, it will become beach front property

And I can make millions!

I'm on a 200 foot ridge above current sea level. Depending on the sea level rise, my land could be closer to the coast or become an off shore island!

[Paladin]

3. I'm in Central Texas, and we know one of the missing flood victims.

I fail to see the humor.

[trumad]

6. Oh please.....

[Rhiannon12866]

16. I'm very sorry...

Ed Schultz put it best yesterday. He said that this is our turf and these are our citizens who need our help. I completely agree. I hope that your friend is found and that you stay safe...

[clarice]

22. Oh my God....what is this ????!!! A voice of REASON ???!!! How rare +1. nt

[arcane1]

4. And here come the FEMA trucks, too!

[clarice]

25. Don't want em...Don't need em. nt

[matt819]

8. Holy Jade Helm, Trumadman

Never gave it a thought, but it really is brilliant. Control of the weather. What other things does our black muslim socialist president have up his robes or hiding under his kefiyah?

[FSogol]

9. Someone go over to the WH & see if the flood machine is still parked next to the earthquake machine!

[leftofcool]

26. I found em both! Right next to the drought machine.

[AuntPatsy]

10. Shhh, don't want them to know "We" know....

[Lint Head]

11. Mike Huckabee told Rick Perry to do it so we would stop

talking about the scum bucket Josh Duggar.

[snooper2]

12. actually, the taps have been staying CLOSED so to avoid downstream flooding

Which is why Lake Texoma is 27 feet above flood level

[malaise]

13. Oops

Agent Mike is looking for you now - that fugging Obama is way too powerful

[workinclasszero]

17. Thanks Obama!

[eissa]

18. The man's a genius

While the people of Texas are busy dealing with the floods, it will allow Obama to let his ISIS buddies cross the border (along with the other illegals) and then force Sharia law on everyone. Then he'll forcibly gay-marry all their children.

[workinclasszero]

19. Its that darned 11-ty level chess he plays!

[Rex]

28. Ancient Aliens gave Marxist Muslim Obama the technology to flood True Christians(TM) homes

in return he said they could eat all the Republicans they could catch!

Swear to Koresh!

[KamaAina]

30. Stevie Ray Vaughan prophesied this years ago.

And remember, he died in a small plane crash.

[Avalux]

32. I know you're trying to be funny...but....

some sensitivity please. Those of us who live in the flooded areas are having a difficult time with all of this. Thank you.

[trumad]

33. Oh stop it...

[Avalux]

34. Hey!

I might not be in such a bad mood if I didn't have a lake in my yard.