Is Sanders a colonel?

[Orrex]

What is his position on secrecy as it pertains to eleven herbs and spices?

[KamaAina]

1. And why does he serve potato wedges instead of fries?

Is that a signal that he secretly supports ISIS?

[Taitertots]

20. Everyone knows baked potatoes are the offical potato based food source of ISIS

[Wilms]

2. Yep. That and trans-fat.

He's not said a word about that as far as I know. Troubling.

[octoberlib]

3. This made me laugh out loud.

[FSogol]

4. I'll check in tomorrow when there are 2 dozens hysterical posts protecting Bernie from allegedly being

being called a Colonel.

[Orrex]

5. Before that troublemaker pinboy3niner shows up...

Let me say that there's a colonel of truth to this story.

[FSogol]

10. Others might be chicken, but we'll have to fry and strip this story to get to the truth. n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

32. Egg

zackly.

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. But that be KY my friend

Does that mean a salute is in order?

[pinboy3niner]

27. Sorry I'm late. This was on my bucket list but I was delayed.

Now I know why my ears were frying.

[Rhiannon12866]

30. You were so right!!!

This thread is full of DUzys...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=6743102

pinboy3niner (42,606 posts)
23. Why bother? Because there's a pecking order.

D'oh!

[Number23]

25. ONLY two dozen?? Is Skinner purging or something?

[madinmaryland]

6. I prefer corn flakes. It's chicken, fer Chris-sakes!!

[truebrit71]

7. LOL!!!!!

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Hmmm who to ask? The head cook?

[sufrommich]

9. He holds a colonel's rank in the revolution.

[Avalux]

12. What I'd like to know is why he shaved his goatee. I kinda liked it. n/t

[jmowreader]

41. Most folks don't want a goatse on their face

[BlueJazz]

13. He'll have to tame his language before I'll vote for him. His fowl mouth will get him into trouble.

[magical thyme]

14. well clearly he was just winging it at his launch...

[Dr. Strange]

15. Locking.

No more fried chicken threads, please.

[pinboy3niner]

17. Cocky impostor! Unlocking!

Capon trying, Strange, capon trying.

[Jackpine Radical]

33. Somebody's kept you cooped up too long.

You're really scratching for slim peckings.

[pinboy3niner]

35. I'm trying for a promotion to bantamweight. I've got pluck! nt

[Jackpine Radical]

36. Summa Gallinacea

in tres partes devisé est.

Thighs, breasts & wings.

[hifiguy]

16. Only a dumb cluck

would ask a question like that!

[Art_from_Ark]

34. That made me cackle with laughter

[LiberalElite]

18. I'm a vegetarian but I'll vote for him anyway nt

[DemocratSinceBirth]

19. "Is Sanders a colonel"

I thought he was an ex football player:

[Taitertots]

22. I think you got the wrong Sanders

[hifiguy]

24. As a lifelong Vikings fan I was so happy

when Barry retired. But then again he made all linebackers and D-backs look like stumbling idiots, not just ours. Never seen a man before or since who could change directions twice in mid-air. Nobody left more opponents' jocks laying on the field than he did.

[ballabosh]

39. As a Bears fan, me too.

But I was also sad. If he had kept it up, Emmitt Smith would have never sniffed the record. He killed the Bears, but if anyone beat Sweetness, I wished it was him.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

28. I think you got the wrong Sanders

[Motown_Johnny]

21. I think he is going to jump straight to. ..

Commander In Chief

Why bother with the lower ranks?

[pinboy3niner]

23. Why bother? Because there's a pecking order.

D'oh!

[Motown_Johnny]

40. that comment was...

..finger licking good

[peecoolyour]

26. A Kentucky colonel?

"Kentucky colonel is the highest title of honor bestowed by the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Commissions for Kentucky colonels are given by the Governor and the Secretary of State to individuals in recognition of noteworthy accomplishments and outstanding service to a community, state or the nation."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_colonel

[Jackpine Radical]

29. What kinda chickenshit post is this anyway?

[pinboy3niner]

31. Well...

Pecky, pecky, pecky

[Sancho]

37. Free range for all chickens!!

The tax to pay for it will be chicken feed.

[pinboy3niner]

38. Why? Is he wearing scrambled eggs on his cap? nt