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[MohRokTah]

1. Florida? eom

[shenmue]

2. New Republican candidates for president?

[NaturalHigh]

3. Do you have a link because I would really like to read this whole story.

It's one thing for a sucker to be born every minute, but how often are nut jobs like these born?

[Iggo]

4. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (n/t)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Not a true story, but funny anyhow.

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

And if it had been true, it certainly would have occurred in Florida...

[darkangel218]

6. And when you thought you heard it all

[NaturalHigh]

7. ...

"We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine."

This is AWESOME!

[meow2u3]

8. They even look weird

And they expected people to buy their bogus golden tickets to heaven?! What are they smoking, crack?

[U4ikLefty]

9. To be fair, if you have five crack pipes, you're gonna need an alligator to protect them...

from other crackheads.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. Never forget your Alligator.

Words to live by.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. This isn't a true story, folks. It's made up. See above.

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

[Iggo]

17. Good.

Still, I stand by my comment.

[cyberswede]

11. Good lord, people. Snopes first, reply second.

There's not even a link in the OP.

[msongs]

12. there are multiple religions doing the same thing but one doesn't get an alligator nt

[xfundy]

13. Sorry about this.

It seemed close enough to possible reality till I looked further into the hosting site — http://stuppid.com/

I got it from a sober friend but had had a couple of Caesars first. Apologies. Anyway, it's funny.

[Luminous Animal]

15. Delete it. And you are contributing to gross stereotypes if you don't.