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2015-05-31T3:59:38+00:00

Tito Watts said in his police statement: I dont care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold it aint cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together hed take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet thats made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because hes the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. Im willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up Amanda Watts said in her police statement: We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didnt do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched. Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.

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Florida? eom MohRokTah May 2015 #1

New Republican candidates for president? shenmue May 2015 #2

Do you have a link because I would really like to read this whole story. NaturalHigh May 2015 #3

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (n/t) Iggo May 2015 #4

Not a true story, but funny anyhow. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #5

And when you thought you heard it all darkangel218 May 2015 #6

... NaturalHigh May 2015 #7

They even look weird meow2u3 May 2015 #8

To be fair, if you have five crack pipes, you're gonna need an alligator to protect them... U4ikLefty May 2015 #9

Never forget your Alligator. A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #14

This isn't a true story, folks. It's made up. See above. The Velveteen Ocelot May 2015 #10

Good. Iggo May 2015 #17

Good lord, people. Snopes first, reply second. cyberswede May 2015 #11

there are multiple religions doing the same thing but one doesn't get an alligator nt msongs May 2015 #12

Sorry about this. xfundy May 2015 #13

Delete it. And you are contributing to gross stereotypes if you don't. Luminous Animal May 2015 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author peecoolyour May 2015 #16

MohRokTah

(15,429 posts)

1. Florida? eom

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:01 AM

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shenmue

(38,599 posts)

2. New Republican candidates for president?

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:01 AM

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NaturalHigh

(12,778 posts)

3. Do you have a link because I would really like to read this whole story.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:01 AM

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It's one thing for a sucker to be born every minute, but how often are nut jobs like these born?

Iggo

(50,050 posts)

4. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. (n/t)

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(131,217 posts)

5. Not a true story, but funny anyhow.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:02 AM

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http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

And if it had been true, it certainly would have occurred in Florida...

darkangel218

(13,985 posts)

6. And when you thought you heard it all

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NaturalHigh

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7. ...

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:03 AM

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"We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine."

This is AWESOME!

meow2u3

(25,251 posts)

8. They even look weird

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:05 AM

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And they expected people to buy their bogus golden tickets to heaven?! What are they smoking, crack?

U4ikLefty

(4,012 posts)

9. To be fair, if you have five crack pipes, you're gonna need an alligator to protect them...

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:06 AM

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from other crackheads.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,902 posts)

14. Never forget your Alligator.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:18 AM

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Words to live by.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(131,217 posts)

10. This isn't a true story, folks. It's made up. See above.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:06 AM

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http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp

Iggo

(50,050 posts)

17. Good.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:34 AM

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Still, I stand by my comment.

cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

11. Good lord, people. Snopes first, reply second.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:10 AM

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There's not even a link in the OP.

msongs

(74,182 posts)

12. there are multiple religions doing the same thing but one doesn't get an alligator nt

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:16 AM

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xfundy

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13. Sorry about this.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:17 AM

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It seemed close enough to possible reality till I looked further into the hosting site — http://stuppid.com/

I got it from a sober friend but had had a couple of Caesars first. Apologies. Anyway, it's funny.

Luminous Animal

(27,310 posts)

15. Delete it. And you are contributing to gross stereotypes if you don't.

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Sun May 31, 2015, 12:21 AM

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