Mitt Romney: It was my idea for MC Hammer to wear the parachute pants in "U Can't Touch This."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Really, he said this. Trust me.

[Politicalboi]

1. MC Hammer

Oh that newcomer. See, Mitt's hip with the times and lingo. Mittens enjoys Rap. He's got Bling. Who let the Dogs out? Who? Who?

[annabanana]

2. GREAT meme! And also a lot of fun!

"That moon landing? - -I think I deserve a lot of credit for that" ~~ Walter Mitty Romney

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. "Electric pencil sharpeners? Before MY idea, you used to have to turn a CRANK!"

"Snow chains? Before I invented them, trips to the ski lodge used to mean sliding ALL over the road!"

"BLTs? People USED to enjoy lettuce and tomato sandwiches, before I had the idea to add BACON!"

Yep...I predict a LOT of this meme between now and November.

[smirkymonkey]

3. And the Internets? My idea too!

Al Gore is just a big old lying liar from Liarsville. Oh wait, maybe I have him confused with someone else.

And no matter what anybody says, I did not pull his pants down and give him a giant wedgie and then force his head in the toilet for a nice mid-afternoon swirlie while giggling like a mad man the entire time. No, I did not. Obama did that. - Mitt Romney

[Swede]

4. Next - "I invented bacon!"

nt

[gratuitous]

5. And now, Rapmaster Mitt says . . .

Raise your upper extremities above your head and wave them back and forth vigorously in manner suggesting extreme indifference!

[annabanana]

9. omg - too funny!. . . .n/t

[Initech]

7. The Least Interesting Man In The World On: Music

"There's nothing that gets the ladies going like a good old fashioned jig."

Stay boring my friends.

[Chiyo-chichi]

8. Mitt Romney: I invented the Hokey Pokey that the kids today are crazy about.

Burning Beatles albums... also my idea.