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May 11 2012
The Top 8 Ways To Be 'Traditionally Married' According To The Bible
I don't think "traditional marriage" means what you think it means.
Adam Mordecai
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Fresh_Start
(11,330 posts)Adam and Eve - man and his rib
their children - brother and sister
sister and half-brother Sarah and Abraham
uncle and niece
first cousins all the time
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)No really ... he was made out of dirt ...
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Stolen from Archie Bunker
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I don't know, that just seems a little odd to me.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)and Kate Moss were all married at one time.
I'm guessing marrying skeleton people is legal.
get the red out
(13,461 posts)Though I've always preferred a little meat on a man's bones myself. the skeleton guy really cracked me up
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Is same sex
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)For example ...
And so Congratulations to you, your brother-in-law / new husband, with our hope that the children you conceive look at least a little like your husband ... the dead one.
There is money to be made here.
Proud Public Servant
(2,097 posts)I'm sure that it was quite a blow
When hubby passed away,
Without a child or two, you know,
To help you grieve that day.
How lucky, then, that our Good Book
Has just the thing for you:
Another man for whom you'll cook
And clean and sew and screw.
I know that you still miss your beau;
That's why you need another.
And lucky you -- what do you know! --
This next one is his brother!
Congrats on you forced engagement!
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)babylonsister
(171,056 posts)yardwork
(61,588 posts)LeftishBrit
(41,205 posts)We wish you happy wedding bliss
With you new lovely wife
And the new oxen, kine and sheep
She's adding to your life.
Although your other seven wives
May feel a little jealous,
It proves their man's a richer bloke
Than all the other fellows.
progressoid
(49,979 posts)Smilo
(1,944 posts)thanks for posting
AnotherDreamWeaver
(2,850 posts)"So close to Jesus, we have joint checking"
jp11
(2,104 posts)but I suspect some or perhaps many of the examples are not definitions in any way just stories or ways to present rules which are not always related to marriage.
The simple point is why is the government (separation of church and state) backing what some churches/religious organizations dictate a marriage is while still other churches/religious organizations are being denied the ability to have marriage as they see fit.
The simple thing is some churches would perform services for same sex couples, why is the government in the business of saying they are not legal but opposite sex marriages are?
progressoid
(49,979 posts)Most are actual commandments, not the 10 commandments but there are hundreds of other commandments in the Bible too. Lots of weird stuff in the Old Testament.
Scruffy Rumbler
(961 posts)I wonder if Dave Letterman and and the Old Testament share some of the same writers?
Tx4obama
(36,974 posts)Bolo Boffin
(23,796 posts)for his marriage equality endorsement, this is going to be my next share on the subject.
An older lady from my childhood church commented on my post that it made her sick!!! And then it was all Bible all the time, with her two daughters jumping in as well (and a couple of my friends and a cousin supporting me). Now the older woman is posting stuff about Biblical marriage and all that. I'm going to give it a few days because I'm not going to change any minds and I don't really see Facebook as a place to get all political all the time. That's what Twitter is for!
But I will be posting this soon.
musical_soul
(775 posts)saying you can't be married unless you're one of these.
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)Those against the 19th were for for Traditional gender roles.
Those for Traditional marriage are just as wrong
mikeschmed
(1 post)This is clever, very misleading/inaccurate. And people who actually understand the Bible see through this.
Few of the situations above were instructed by the bible -- its just how people lived then. Its like saying that because there is robbery in Canada, Canadians support robbery.
Man + Woman -- needs no explanation.
Man + Brother's widow -- Women received no inheritance in these times. Women were absolute property in society. A widow would be destitute. Marriage actually had a contract and it ensured the care and provision for the woman. This was a loving provision to a helpless widow and her children. It is unclear whether sexual relations were assumed. With this exception -- the Bible never tells a man to take more than one wife and never tells him to take a concubine.
Man + Wife + Concubines -- notice that there is no Bible references there, because this was a practice, but not one supported by scriptural law. Inaccurate.
Rapist and his victim -- admittedly, this is troubling to read. But the victim in that society would have been shunned by everyone, including her family and would be unworthy of future marriage. So the rapist would be required to marry for life -- and the rapist would be financially responsible for the woman for the rest of her life. Perhaps this would make someone think twice, because the marriage contract would be in place, but lets face it -- rape is never made okay in any sense. This was seen as a provision to the victim.
Man + Woman + Property... this is not a command about marriage. This was an isolated situation in one family and dont know what the women were thinking regarding relations to Abram. In fact much of history turns on this mistake! its not like a woman's slaves were fair game to men under the Law. The text of the graphic makes no sense.
Male Soldier + Prisoner of war -- once again, very hard to understand how God was working with primitive man. But there is the theme through the Old Testament that foreign women used their attractiveness to encourage men to follow their native customs. It was almost the downfall of Solomon. And here, the command was to kill everyone, but save the virgin women -- as slaves, or the typical spoils of war. I read nothing about these virgins being anything other than collected. Of course, the other option is that they would have been killed like the men/boys. Again, the few times in early man where God order annihilation, I can't explain. Was it like Hiroshima? We wiped out man woman and child and the war ended. we thought it justifiable. Did God think it was justifiable -- because even without internet or newspapers -- word would have traveled and no one would have wanted to mess with the hebrews... I can't explain it. Regarding the Deuteronomy reference -- its an odd one, but it does NOT say that wives must submit sexually to their new owners. It says that the soldier can capture a woman and make her his wife... The text is inaccurate.
Man + Woman + Woman... No Bible command...but people did it. misleading.
Male Slave and Female slave... Slavery was a way of life back then -- regarding occupation of armies, people in debt and selling themselves into slavery, etc. But in the Bible -- the slave became free in the 8th year. It was the year of jubilee. So the question of this passage is not of command as this suggests. It is that if a slave owner gives a slave a wife (did not say that he or she did not ask for that situation) what happens when the man is free at jubilee? Can he leave with is wife and kids? Nope, they need to hang around until their jubilee. text is very inaccurate.
Please give the infographic a rest. Do we have to lie to make our point?
Hissyspit
(45,788 posts)These were traditions.