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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 09:30 AM Jun 2015

Jeb Bush promises everyone who registers to vote a FREE corn dog OR a "Bush 2016" fanny pack

I think the ONLY way I'd pick the corn dog over the fanny pack is if they spelled out "JEB 2016" in mustard on top. But then I'd want to save it forever in a special vacuum sealed glass display case and not eat it, so that adds one more level of complexity to my decision-making process.









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Jeb Bush promises everyone who registers to vote a FREE corn dog OR a "Bush 2016" fanny pack (Original Post) Miles Archer Jun 2015 OP
Now that's funny! Rex Jun 2015 #1
Cue the photos of Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann eating corn dogs. MineralMan Jun 2015 #2
"Is that a corn dog in your fanny pack, or are you just MineralMan Jun 2015 #3

MineralMan

(146,288 posts)
2. Cue the photos of Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann eating corn dogs.
Thu Jun 4, 2015, 10:27 AM
Jun 2015

Seems like all Republican candidates have to be seen stuffing one into their face on the campaign trail. "Just down-home folks."

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